[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins

[frostythehitman]

Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now

Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet

Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made

[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]

Comments

[frostythehitman]

well if their whole building's on fire, they won't exactly have any choice but to actually face us for once in their lives, will they?

[parodeity]

one would think
and yet probably not going off of what has happened for us historically

[frostythehitman]

fine so i guess we'll just have to break more of their gifts and personal stuff
that seemed to get a rise out of them last month
maybe i'll get a chance to smash one of their precious mugs right in their faces

[parodeity]

didnt it just turn ppl pink or whatever

[frostythehitman]

well
yeah
but it got their attention at least a little
instead of them just totally ignoring it like they do most everything

[parodeity]

maybe theyll turn ppl blue next

[frostythehitman]

i wish they'd turned me blue
that would've been better than this bs
hell i'd even take pink over this

[parodeity]

fair
thats a huge physical thing to snap back to

do you think
your age will change too

[frostythehitman]

change to what

[ unless...assuming he has the math right on his memories... ]

you don't think i'm gonna turn into an old man overnight do you

[parodeity]

idk
do you remember being an old man

[frostythehitman]

no i remember being 16
but that was in like 1940

[parodeity]

well
i dont think youll get back being older than your memories go at least
?

[frostythehitman]

i better not
or i'll haul my geriatric ass over to jim's house and personally shove my cane down his throat

[parodeity]

hey bright side
if you go geriatric you can get one of those canes with like a hidden sword

[frostythehitman]

who said i couldn't get one of those right now

[parodeity]

actually
you definitely should get one of those
and hit ppl with it
when its like sheathed i mean
and make comments about it when it isnt

[frostythehitman]

but if i'm holding a canesword then i can't punch people

[parodeity]

punch them in the face with the canesword
problem solved

[frostythehitman]

that's not even punching then that's just hitting someone with a canesword
i'm not gonna let myself get weak and start relying on a canesword to do all my fighting for me

[parodeity]

it would be cool not weak
you have no sense of drama

well lmao thats not true but all the same

[frostythehitman]

why would i let myself get reliant on a cane when i could just use the hands god gave me
or hand that retrospec didn't fucking chop off i guess

[parodeity]

idk if they actively do the physical stuff to us

[frostythehitman]

fine whatever they ~magicked~ my arm off
whether there's blood and saws involved or not that doesn't change the fact that they're the ones who took it

[parodeity]

idk man thats the thing
i dont know if they do
from what we learned in august like
im not sure they have as much control over this bullshit as they want us to think

[frostythehitman]

i am so sick of people trying to shove the blame off of retrospec onto some vague other thing
someone's gotta take the fall for all this shit and i don't see anyone else stepping forward
why not just let it be retrospec
they're clearly involved