[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins

[frostythehitman]

Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now

Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet

Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made

[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]

Comments

SLIDES IN LATE WITH STARBUCKS

[livingdeadgirl]

holy shit
are you ok???

[she sends another message right away though-]

sorry that was a stupid question
is there anything i can do to help i mean

[frostythehitman]

depends
can you reattach my arm to my body

[livingdeadgirl]

... no

[frostythehitman]

then no
there's no helping this
like there's anything anyone can do to help any of this

[livingdeadgirl]

[well she can't just do nothing... he's her friend.]

if you want i could maybe
bring my lusus over later?
it wouldnt help the underlying problem but
maybe she can help you not have to think about it for a little while?

[frostythehitman]

what the hell is your lusus

[livingdeadgirl]

[She sends over a picture of it.]

here
remember?
she was at my birthday party

[you were too, right? right???]

[frostythehitman]

[ let's pretend that i was good at tagging into posts and that he actually was there ]

i don't remember seeing THAT at your birthday party

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah she was running around trying to mooch everyones veggies

[she sends another picture, which isn't as good but was definitely taken just now. the lusus is lying on Ami's bed, its long neck raised so it can see the camera.]

of course this means you have to meet her now
she is very sweet and pettable

[frostythehitman]

what even is she supposed to be

[ is it...an albino goat?? what the hell, ami. ]

[livingdeadgirl]

well shes an alien
i dont know if her species has a name other than lusus
the two best ideas i've heard so far are "kangaram" or "ramgaroo"
but neither of those really sound right to me

[frostythehitman]

so you have a pet alien kangaram now
and she's totally housetrained?
and you want me to come over and pet her

[livingdeadgirl]

yes yes and yes!
well ... actually she's only sort of a pet
and i could bring her over to your house if thats easier
but other than that all yeses :)

[frostythehitman]

yeah no
there's a security checkpoint between you and my house
and they're not gonna let in a civilian with an alien pet

[livingdeadgirl]

oh hmm
well i am trying to get her registered as a service dog
but yeah in that case coming over here would probably work better :I

[frostythehitman]

yeah well
good luck with that

[ both the registering the alien as a service dog, and the getting him to come over to her place. ]

[livingdeadgirl]

[...... she wants to protest but i mean.

he did just lose his arm.]

it is up to you
i mean we'll see each other at school i just wanted to offer
mi casa es tu casa

[frostythehitman]

yeah
i'm not exactly up to going anywhere right now
but if they ever let you get that service dog license or whatever maybe you can bring her to school

[livingdeadgirl]

hopefully so!