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retrospec2017-10-06 09:55 pm
frostythehitman) wrote in retrospec2017-10-06 09:55 pm
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[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins
Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now
Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet
Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made
[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now
Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet
Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made
[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]
no worries!
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[how many body parts are you missing...]
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months ago they sent me my own arm in the mail
then they decided to take it full circle and actually chop it clean off of me
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You'll forgive me for asking but. Was it packaged? Was there any sort of warning as to what it was, or...?
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no warning
i just got a big box addressed to me in the mail one day
opened it
and found a bloody arm taken right off a corpse buried in a bunch of packing peanuts
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What exactly did they expect you to do with such a return?
[What did he do with it, for that matter? Faolan's somewhat afraid to ask.]
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what else
[ that's all he can think of, anyway--mostly because that's exactly what happened. ]
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It just keeps getting better and better.
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i didn't get charged though and they let me go
the cops knew me from here so they knew i wasn't actually guilty of anything
[ He'd be grateful, if he weren't so mad about it happening at all in the first place ]