[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins

[frostythehitman]

Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now

Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet

Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made

[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]

Comments

[frostythehitman]

what even is she supposed to be

[ is it...an albino goat?? what the hell, ami. ]

[livingdeadgirl]

well shes an alien
i dont know if her species has a name other than lusus
the two best ideas i've heard so far are "kangaram" or "ramgaroo"
but neither of those really sound right to me

[frostythehitman]

so you have a pet alien kangaram now
and she's totally housetrained?
and you want me to come over and pet her

[livingdeadgirl]

yes yes and yes!
well ... actually she's only sort of a pet
and i could bring her over to your house if thats easier
but other than that all yeses :)

[frostythehitman]

yeah no
there's a security checkpoint between you and my house
and they're not gonna let in a civilian with an alien pet

[livingdeadgirl]

oh hmm
well i am trying to get her registered as a service dog
but yeah in that case coming over here would probably work better :I

[frostythehitman]

yeah well
good luck with that

[ both the registering the alien as a service dog, and the getting him to come over to her place. ]

[livingdeadgirl]

[...... she wants to protest but i mean.

he did just lose his arm.]

it is up to you
i mean we'll see each other at school i just wanted to offer
mi casa es tu casa

[frostythehitman]

yeah
i'm not exactly up to going anywhere right now
but if they ever let you get that service dog license or whatever maybe you can bring her to school

[livingdeadgirl]

hopefully so!