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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

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yes

[admiringly]

is that a yes to both









[ but because she's a good girl ]

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[admiringly]

[ she knows he's joking but ]

whyyyy
I WANT TO LOOK AT FRUIT THE SAME WAY
PLEASE BE [ sexy ] SOME OTHER WAY

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No.

I'm moving onto vegetables next.

[covenantal]

I already claimed the sexy tomato. I'm also preemptively claiming the sexy carrot.

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As if you have the body shape to pull off a sexy carrot.

[covenantal]

Now that you mention it, it's possible my shoulders are too broad and powerful to pull it off best. Perhaps I should allow you a handicap and give you the sexy carrot freely?

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More like your legs are too scrawny and twig-like to pull off the attractiveness of bare legs in a sexy carrot costume.

[admiringly]

love is supposed to be PURE

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But this is pure.

100% pure, raw, and unfiltered fruits looking for a good time.

[admiringly]

NO
THAT IS FALSE
first of all to be a costume it's being processed no matter what and they have to be filtered through............ something.......
second of all
THAT IS FALSE

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Are you just being upset because you haven't found the right sexy fruit costume that calls for you? Because that is very understandable.

[admiringly]

fruits are meant to be eaten not worn!!
i don't want to wear any kind of fruit costume ever

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But you never know if you'd like it until you try it.

Don't be closed minded (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[admiringly]

i'm sorry
if not trying a fruit costume means i'm close-minded i don't want to be be open-minded

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How about a vegetable costume?

[admiringly]

no food costumes for me
period

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Never?

[admiringly]

never
i couldn't ever do it

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Not even if the world depended on it and would explode if you didn't?

[admiringly]

i feel like if the world depended on it
the world should depend on you?
i'd die of embarrassment and the world would probably explode before i'd get over myself

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But what if we need partners? What if the world can't be saved with just one person?

I believe in you, Chiyo. It's a lot of responsibility to have the fate of the world on your shoulders but I know you'll overcome your embarrassment and make us all proud.

[admiringly]

idk
i might just cause the world to end
i'd help find someone who'd wear the fruit costume for me
he might not be on the network anymore but he'd do it

[ if you praise mikorin enough, he'll do it. ]

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How could you let down the world like this? When it's depending on you? When it has done so much for you? 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。