001; text

[bozhemoi]

Okay, look I might not be the most social butterfly at school. I know I'm not the most academically gifted. My interests lie elsewhere and my brother knows that. My brother is also my teacher for the first time ever in a city that is not exactly big enough for people to easily forget things. In fact, it kinda sounds like everyone has the exact opposite problem.

So, why oh why, did he feel a need to just torpedo any kind of anonymity I may have been enjoying and lack of spotlight to go and blurt out my FAMILY nickname in class? Does he want me to just die from embarrassment? Did he need to give me more reason to not want to go to school?

I love my brother, but honestly - we needed to be at seperate schools for a reason. Or at least never the same class. It's called maintaining order!


[ Natasha Natalie is 16 and the sister of devilsadvocato so if you're the same age and one of the students in her class feel free to have been there for the #teendrama that was Foggy calling her NATTIE in front of everyone. Also anyone in her family would be aware of the nickname. ]

Comments

[bozhemoi]

I had to whine about it somewhere! I still need to soundproof my bedroom before I get hit the drums. And throwing paint at the canvas didn't work.

[devilsadvocato]

You couldn't go to your bro and remind me to be extra careful not to slip up next time?
Like Nattie is an embarrassing nickname. I say embrace it! As you know I have done more than just embrace the nickname you gave me. I AM Foggy. It's going to be written on my headstone or whatever can the family and my hot wife/husband puts me in.

[bozhemoi]

It better not be a can! I've seen that movie where they make coffee out of someone's ashes by accident. You are not going in a can.

And I was too mortified. I needed some space! Teacher you and brother you need to be different people in my head, okay? It's just a thing.

[devilsadvocato]

The best part of waking up is Grandpa Nelson in your cup!

No. God no. I deserve to be kept in something nicer than a Folgers can. At least make it organic and overpriced.

Nat, I am just always overwhelmed with adoration and love for you. And it's because I love you that much that I will agree to try my best to keep it professional during class. Just know that if I slip up again it's not out of spite. It's out of habit. Because I call you Nattie. All. The. Time.

[bozhemoi]

Is that what we're calling coffee from now on? Grandpa Nelson?

I'm making a note of this just so you know. I wouldn't want to go against your wishes.

Yeah, but I haven't called you Foggy in class! But okay, okay. Yes. I know you love me. I know you don't meant to do it. Also does that mean if I make you call me 'Supreme Leader' all the time then you'd call me that in class too?

[devilsadvocato]

Hell no. The last thing I need is to mistakenly offer a friend "a cup of Grandpa Nelson."

Dream on Supreme Leader. You'll always be Nattie in the back of my mind. I will say Natalie next time though. Promise.

[bozhemoi]

You would forever be the dead man coffee guy.

I'm dooooooomed. But I guess it's only fair since you're forever Foggy. Nattie's just not as... cool. I appreciate it, bro.