TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[youraffection]

tbh that sounds like something ud do already

[covenantal]

And here I thought you might defend me...

[youraffection]

i wouldnt be 2 upset man
its a good look 4 u

1/2

[covenantal]

[ uh ]

[covenantal]

I've been thinking of transitioning my career plans into secret agent. That way, I'd have a reason to wear the sunglasses full time.

[youraffection]

ok thats going 2 far

[covenantal]

You won't support my dreams, Yosuke? Even when I'm sick and dying?

[youraffection]

tbh im surprised ur dying wish isnt to get more cats or something

[covenantal]

I have Kohi-san and Cream-san. They're enough for me.

[youraffection]

at least thats in moderation...

[covenantal]

Yosuke... I can entrust this wish only to you.

After I'm dead, please start a cat farm in my name.

[youraffection]

theres no such thing as a cat farm

[covenantal]

That's why it's my dream to create one.

[youraffection]

ur not dying dude u dont need a cat farm in your memory

[tarotcards]

I would never infect myself with a fictional dangerous disease for kicks and giggles, Yosuke.

That's just irresponsible.

[youraffection]

at the risk of sounding like a broken record
that sounds exactly like something u would do

[tarotcards]

I'm hurt. Do you truly think that lowly of me? (╯︵╰,)

[youraffection]

tell me im wrong

[tarotcards]

You're wrong

[youraffection]

no im not

[tarotcards]

Yes you are

You're super wrong

[youraffection]

ok
no
no im not
ur not an old man
that doesnt happen
even with all the weird stuff goin on ppl dont just get old

[tarotcards]

Then explain this.

attachment: oldman.png

[ yes, souji just attached a pic of himself holding a fat cat. it's great ]

[youraffection]

thats u with new hair and an obese cat

[tarotcards]

Yes, my new hair colour as a result of OMG.

And Manzoku-san isn't obese. He's just has a lot of lovable parts to him.