TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[outpunch]

OMG? WTF?

[This is the only answer he can come up to all of this. So eloquent.]

[tarotcards]

Yes, Old Man Germs. I see that you already know the female equivalent of OMG. WTF: Women Turn Frail

[alienates]

Did he write a will?
I call dibs.

[tarotcards]

I negate your dibs through my status as his older brother.

[clear_eyes]

You should let the center for disease control know immediately.

[tarotcards]

I am dialling their number as I speak. We need to quarantine the subject immediately.

[covenantal]

[ well ]

I'm sorry, brother. We tried to ensure I was fine... we did everything we could... but it wasn't enough... and now you're suffering because of me.

You won't ever have to see me again, but know in my heart I regret what I've done to you... and I'll always care for you.

Farewell.

[tarotcards]

Farewell, brother.

I will miss you, but I will never forget about you. Please rest in peace.

I will take good care of Kohi-san in your absence.

[mercurio]

if this is real then at least i can distinguish the two of you finally
also wtf?

[tarotcards]

Even without the hair colour, you can always tell us apart because I'm the fun one.

Help, Prompto. Yu infected me with OMG (╯︵╰,)

knows him from high school??? yeah okay

[splasher]

is he also affected by the virus, or is it just you?

[covenantal]

I'm dying.

[tarotcards]

We're both infected but the disease is progressing much faster for me.

I might not make it till the end of the day...

[me_matey]

hey

aint nothin wrong with older guys

[tarotcards]

But I missed my prime 20s and went straight to the 60s.

I feel cheated (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[browbeater]

i haven't come into contact with him.

but kids these days need a better sense of responsibility anyway.

[tarotcards]

That sounds exactly like a victim of OMG would say.

The disease... it can spread without contact. We need you quarantined immediately.

[mouseketeerish]

OMG

What a fate worse than death! I'll send snapchats to remind you guys of hold old you've become.

[tarotcards]

Please hurry. With every minute, VHS tapes get older and I will soon forget how they look.

[youraffection]

tbh that sounds like something ud do already

[covenantal]

And here I thought you might defend me...

[complementing]

omg omg has finally descended upon us good bye Kami twins I knew you well

[covenantal]

Senpai... please remember us fondly, before the disease.

[vendettastool]

Are you sure he isn't just turning into a giant cat instead?

[covenantal]

Nya~.

[daemonized]

[Ardyn is caught somewhere between worry (because another physical change for his nephews? Really?), and fond amusement. Because if one must react, why not react in this way?

Time to prod for information, by playing along. Maybe he'll pay Souji a visit in person when he can.]

Can an old man like you make your way to Recolle Square in one piece? I worry.

[tarotcards]

I worry too. These eyes aren't what they used to be. I might just walk straight out into traffic without realizing it.

[accordance]

I see.

[ THAT'S IT ]

[tarotcards]

I may need to visit your clinic later for assistance.

[redarm]

[ Thinking back on the white hair he saw in Tim's videos... ]

uh oh.

[covenantal]

Noah? What's wrong? Are you... worried about OMG?

[loudmouths]

...Ah... I guess he'll be needing hair dye, as well, huh?

But, ah. What sort of things do you ... discuss, exactly?

[tarotcards]

Hair dye is extremely valuable now in this household...

But do you mean what I'd like to discuss in Recolle Square?

text

[gnasher]

attached; gentleman's gazette: 100 hobbies for men

Re: text

[gnasher]

consider:
bonsai tree sculpting
meditating
rock climbing
urban farming
whittling
weight lifting

instead of making weird posts on the internet.