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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-05-17 08:29 pm

sanity chicken, round deux

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks
voideity: (roxy029-ikimaru)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
i like the graph
also fwd the """new""" sbahj to me
so i can fwd them to grandma
voideity: (roxy002-ktovnn)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-27 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
ok but real q why did you make a comic about mombanging
davey do you have an oepedial complex or w/e its called
gonna go norman bates on us
please dont
also i mean
i AM listed in her will as the pearl inheritor no lie
like i wore a pearl necklace ONE TIME when i was 12 and now she has forever thought i LOVE pearls
i dont even like pearls that much im more a sparkle sparkle girl
also theres probably a dirty joke about pearl necklaces & mombanging somewhere in here
voideity: ikimaru @ tumblr (SIDE 🐈 smile)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-29 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
wtf of course you do
like even if mom mom isnt ur mom somehow (how) everyone has a mom
oh unless u had two daddies?
what about
grandma and pearl necklaces
voideity: (roxy095_pancakestein)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-31 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
was it dad or just some rando dude
:(
thats harsh davey
voideity: (roxy001-mrharrisonford)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-05-31 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
thats uh
whoops wrong font bc thats a lil creepy ngl
should i be concerned abt u havin been kidnapped by some guy in our
uh
i wanna say past lives but
also nvming all the alternate universes bs in general
voideity: (roxy035_pfeffersteak)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-06-03 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
see id ask where the rest of us are but
i doubt id like the answer
but also
thats kind of sad davey :(
im like lowkey sad now
clutchin my heart
tho i guess as long as rando dude took good care of u thats all that matters
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-06-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
you can tell me about it later if you wanna
(by which i mean tell me whether u wanna or nah)
(im jk but also. tell me.)
yeah i hm
ive gotten that sense ngl
but ur darn right its irrelevant now
youre my baby bro and u are stuck w me