sanity chicken, round deux

[parodeity]

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks

Comments

[splinten]

Did Retrospec email you SBAHJ?

[parodeity]

alt universe sbahj
theres some different ones i never did
and some arcs i thought about but never got around to
good job other me you actually accomplished absolutely nothing
in the shape of something

[protegge]

i dont remember any of that shit but then again i dont think ive gotten any of the flash
things ? youre talking about
or if i did i forgot em
which means theyre not fucking important so the answer to your question is no

as for powers also no but im not the kind of guy whod have powers anyway

that guy in the comic
is a sad commentary on the self esteem of millenials
i feel for him i really do

[parodeity]

i wouldnt go around saying you wont get powers just yet
on account of
i sure didnt think id get any either and yet

i can send you the other comics if you want
or the link to the site i run
which has different ones
sbahj is basically the best
and by the best i mean they are shitty mspaint comics
which are magic in my own mind but maybe questionable elsewhere

[true_noir]

I think you remember what my powers that have been coming to me are, though I can tell you again if you wish.

I haven't seen any of those things in my hallucinomemories. (Yes, I've finally decided to agree to that term, at least in text.) I do know of someone who has seen them, though, or at least I think they did. I don't feel comfortable sharing for them, but it is something someone has seen.

[parodeity]

i knew youd cave eventually chlo you just like me too much
also for things that have been seen you mean the chocobos?
basically im wondering if we can verify that all the images on those maps like
existed in peoples memories
you know?

[standalonehuman]

Alternate universes, is that what we're going with this week? I'm not getting the memories of reincarnated Togusa, I'm getting the memories of Neo-Earth Togusa?

Who may have been a cyber-samurai.

What's with the map images?

[parodeity]

i think they might be things that like
happened to us
that are from peoples memories
but obviously i need audience participation here to be sure

also im just saying alt universes
because i remember those being a thing
but lbr who doesnt want to be a cybersamurai

[voideity]

i like the graph
also fwd the """new""" sbahj to me
so i can fwd them to grandma

[parodeity]

rox theres literally a comic in here about mombanging and shit
they are not gma appropriate
do you wanna kill grandma strider
is this a plan 2 inherit her pearls or something

[hjack69]

well i dunno if its just me but i was the first to get the dnd knockoff and they sent me a super extra duper special edition apparently nobody else has
like i remember it not existing and then the DAY i got mine i heard people talking about it like its always been a thing?

update: still no goddamn powers and im getting kinda genuinely pissed off about it
dont make me burn down your building retrospec ill do it

update2: this graph is so fuck ugly i think it made one of my eyes change color

[parodeity]

i think that counts
so like you dont remember it or anything from your hallucinomemories
but it was sent to you??

also are you sure it was the graph

[truedetective]

That comic may be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.

[parodeity]

i mean dont spare my feelings or anything
but the jokes wouldnt work in any other style lbr

[ghostories]

wow... you're pretty good at making memes, dave
i don't know anyone who can make that much jpg articfacts!

[parodeity]

it requires a very careful art of saving things in jpg and mspaint shit and then like causing the loss
deliberately
through shitty uploading and downloading loops

[crudest]

this isn't the unicorns poll i was hoping for

[parodeity]

yeah im still waiting for a unicorn to like pop up irl
even odds its gonna

[fashionable_yapping]

What kind of ungodly abominations are that comic and the chart?

[parodeity]

i think you will find they are high art actually

[judicatus]

I've seen chocobos in my memories, yes.

[ virtually everything else in this post is utterly incomprehensible to him. but it seems like nobody else here remembers chocobos, so he figures it might be pertinent to answer in the affirmative. ]

[parodeity]

ok cool that marks that off the list
thank you my man for participating
this lends even more credence to
"hey maybe these changes
have to do with shit some of us remember"
though i do not know how or why
but it seems likely

shows up a week and a half late don't mind me coughs i hope that's okay

[frostythehitman]

You can "speak for the fruits"? Why don't we start there? I'd like to know why I can't ever eat another fruit any more.

And what qualifies as a "power" exactly, here? Is this for some "I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes" club?

[ He's not even gonna mention the shitpost images. To mention them is to acknowledge their existence, to give them power. James refuses to give them power over him. ]

100%

[parodeity]

i mean i remember them
didnt say they werent dumb as fuck but they came from my "universe"
or whatever you wanna call it

also yeah
that or like
telekinesis
super strength
super speed
inventory systems
etc

[belligerentwarrior]

i remember the birds. different ones--think they might be wild. what we've got strolling around the city doesn't look right to me.

[parodeity]

wait wild chocobos look different from what we got
like how so