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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[true_noir]

[... what the hell?]

Pinwheel Pervert?

[stopbleeding]

what? you want a picture? his face is cursed.

[true_noir]

No, I don't understand. what do you mean by Pinwheel Pervert? Is this some American turn of phrase I have never heard?

[stopbleeding]

no. his face is a pinwheel and he's a pervert. if it was a saying wouldn't you have heard it before?

[true_noir]

I have not been a citizen of this country all my life. You Americans surprise me sometimes. I am not sure how this applies, but I suppose that makes more sense.

And you wish to murder this man? Why?

[stopbleeding]

my name's ryouta ono. you think i'm american?

i asked him to do something important and he purposefully messed it up. a man's pride is everything. i can't forgive him for that.

[except he will.]

[true_noir]

You have a point, though your parents could be from Japan, you know. But, not important.

I see. And now it's a matter of pride? Would you settle for beating him silly?

[stopbleeding]

fair point.

wouldn't mind giving him a black eye. more determined to shave him bald.

[true_noir]

Good, then I've accomplished something, talking you down to Assault instead of murder. This is an improvement. But why shave him?

[stopbleeding]

revenge. he ruined my hair.

[true_noir]

Ah, an eye for an eye? Ok, this I can appreciate. Pity I can't help, but I can appreciate it.

[stopbleeding]

better than nothing. solidarity's just fine.

[true_noir]

Thank you for the laugh at the very least. It's nice to meet you in the meantime, sir.

[stopbleeding]

sir makes me feel old.

see ya around.