psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[true_noir]

[... what the hell?]

Pinwheel Pervert?

[glaciers]

Murder is illegal.

[thesettingsun]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S A CRIME AGAINST BEAUTY AND ALSO JUST A CRIME

[protegge]

what'd he do this time

[scriptive]

I'm sure he didn't mean whatever it was! Mostly. Or if he did, please don't get too mad at him!

[ her Beloved cousin ]

[buncho]

whats the bounty?

[adoringpast]

lmfao it's about fucking time

what did he do tho

[stopbleeding]

what? you want a picture? his face is cursed.

[stopbleeding]

this is self defense!

[glaciers]

You're asking for him to be brought to you.

ALSO JUST A CRIME I'M

[stopbleeding]

SO IS WHAT HE DID TO MY HAIR!!!!!!

shuji has good priorities

[thesettingsun]

It can't be that bad!

[beastenderblood]

I'll never turn down a murder plot

[stopbleeding]

he betrayed me.

[stopbleeding]

MY HAIR IS THE GAY PRIDE FLAG!! HOW IS THAT AN ACCIDENT?!?!

[sharplydressed]

now that you've started something, you'll probably have a line forming that you'll have to fight off

[stopbleeding]

i'm injured.

[glaciers]

But you can still kill him?

[explodosafe]

What happened?

Re: shuji has good priorities

[stopbleeding]

I'M A RAINBOW!! HOW IS THAT NOT BAD?!?! PEOPLE WILL START TRYING TO FIND A POT OF GOLD ON MY BODY!!!!

this isn't even a gag tag

[crudest]

♥♥♥

[stopbleeding]

it's

[this isn't a typo he's dodging the question]

[botamochi]

i shouldn't even ask what happened.

how much are you coughing up?

[stopbleeding]

a unicorn puked on my hair.

[buncho]

[ no, he can't leave out the most important part ]

its???????????????????