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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[parodeity]

just count your blessings she isnt into fruit videos
maybe

[hollywooding]

could you have made that sound slightly less like pornography

[parodeity]

i absolutely could have
but really porn might have been better
like
not ACTUALLY
but the video was pretty spectacularly bad
and just informing us fruit doesnt usually have faces

[hollywooding]

Wow. i'm stunned at how helpful he must be.
this guy sounds like a tool.

then again, if the girl who posted this is an improvement, a tool might be too nice.

[parodeity]

if you get real curious you can scroll backwards
but
just take everyones reactions of "oh thank fuck youre not jim" to extrapolate ig

[hollywooding]

better or not, this is still pretty threatening.
"a bigger loss may occur?"
what the hell else could they make us lose?
black? white? red?

[parodeity]

they better leave red the fuck alone
but idk
what about our families

[hollywooding]

i agree
i just bought a new red blouse, i'll be pissed if anything happens to it.

doesn't matter to me that much, i guess.
as far as i know, my mom and dad don't know about this either, so

[parodeity]

red is the best color and i love it so much

no i mean
what i theyre the next loss

[hollywooding]

[ ...honestly, she still wouldn't care either way, but she won't say that. ]

that's pretty messed up.
feels like an understatement, but

[parodeity]

alternately cats

[hollywooding]

that's just evil.

[parodeity]

my sister would start a revolution

[hollywooding]

maybe that's the best course of action...

[parodeity]

i mean people have tried
kinda

[hollywooding]

unsuccessfully, apparently.
though i'm not sure what they're expecting to happen if they keep adding people to the app.
that's more people to get mad.
or more people to get even.

[parodeity]

mostly its hard to rebel against people you cant even find

[hollywooding]

ugh
everything about this situation is stupid

[parodeity]

literally no one here will argue that much at least

[hollywooding]

how long have people had the app?
--sorry for all the questions.

[parodeity]

six months at the most
im one of those
i mean this is the sixth month i guess?
we got it in february

also i dont mind its not like not answering questions isnt a dick move so like
why would i do that

[hollywooding]

okay. so at least it hasn't been going on forever... probably.
ugh, this whole situation gives me chills.

[parodeity]

same for all of us
or
well
i think some of us have just acclimated but like
everyone else though

[hollywooding]

i guess that's the best we can do.
i don't like it--it sucks to feel helpless that way.

[parodeity]

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