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[recollecters]

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Comments

[undergrowl]

I have a feeling we should probably not be careless with fireworks.
Given the talks of setting fires last month.
Or maybe we should keep an eye on anyone without the app using fireworks.

Or would that be too soon for them to roll out something completely stupid and awful?
Since these posts go up the first of every month and all that.

[parodeity]

man no you cant take fireworks away from me thats the best part of july
come on we should all go to the beach and set some off

[undergrowl]

You have all of your fingers after all these years.
You can probably be trusted with fireworks.

So, sure.

[parodeity]

does eijun have firework privileges or is it just me ?

[undergrowl]

I wouldn't even trust him unsupervised with a sparkler, Dave.

[parodeity]

yeah honestly thats super fair

[undergrowl]

He can't be trusted in a kitchen, let alone with low grade incendiaries.

[parodeity]

...has he cut off a finger before
is one of his fingers fake

[undergrowl]

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No.

[parodeity]

i have a lot of questions
the first one is

how the fuck

[undergrowl]

"It was an accident."
I don't know how anyone can do this by accident.

[parodeity]

i assume he got distracted and
did
something i have actually no idea
note to self never let him cook unsupervised if i wanna eat

[undergrowl]

Don't try to logic it out Dave, there's none to be found here.
Better make that note to just keep him away from anything flammable.

[ Sisi: "He's about to light Leo on fire so he's just going to prove them right." ]

[parodeity]

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