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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[hauhra]

"The last social media network I'll ever need"? If that's true, then why in the hell would I need to have you sign me up for your little experiment on my behalf and install your stupid app on my phone for me? Wouldn't I have volunteered to help you guys out and just downloaded the thing myself?

Sounds to me like I'm not getting the whole story if you ask me.

[godcards]

Because you wouldn't help anyone.

And no one asked.

[hauhra]

That's exactly the problem, though.

They want us to believe that their app is the best of the best, but they can't seem to get people to join just by asking. What do you think that says about them?

[godcards]

They're incompetent. My app broke shortly after it downloaded. It was a bunch of bright colors for a while... Something is always going wrong.

You'll start encountering a bunch of problems with it too, I'm sure.

[hauhra]

Is that so? Well, in that case, I have even less of a reason to use it than before. Too bad for them... looks like they'll just have to find some other guinea pig to test their little network on since I'll be getting rid of it.

[godcards]

HAHAHAHAHA

Good luck!

[hauhra]

Can it, Malik. I know how to delete an app from my phone.

[godcards]

I don't doubt it. However... the app will just come back! Nothing you do can get rid of it. You're part of Retrospec now, whether you like it or not. Expect gifts in the mail any time now, as they've decided you're particularly interesting to them...

They're also stalking all of us, evidently, so get used to that too.

[hauhra]

Something tells me that these "gifts" of theirs aren't exactly welcome by their userbase... and if what you've said so far is anything to go by, you seem to know the reason why, Malik... care to share with rest of the class?

[godcards]

No.

[hauhra]

Why even bring it up then, you idiot?

[godcards]

Shut up, Bakhura. Don't turn this on me when I was only trying to be helpful. I gave you all that information, didn't I? This isn't my fault.

[hauhra]

Yes, that's true. You did give me all of that information.

However... don't act like you're completely innocent, either. You're the one who went and made it sound like you knew something else that I should prepare myself for... and then deliberately withheld whatever that information is from me.

In fact, it's almost as if you want to see me suffer the consequences.

[godcards]

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