01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[scythegun]

Why isn't this cute? ☆
Silver absolutely deserves all the praise he gets! I can confirm that he's a very hard worker!

[This is coming from "Gunther Schwarz" and not Jaeger, but if Silver sees it he'll probably recognize it.]

[twostringsonebow]

Are you his boss, perhaps?
We'd love to hear of your experiences with him, considering neither of us usually see him on a professional level.

[scythegun]

I am! He always serves everyone professionally and he's always on time for work!

[Except when he isn't, but this is time to embarrass Silver, so.]

He's very good as helping customers and he always knows exactly where to look in the store to find something interesting! He's a model employee!

[twostringsonebow]

[You're a wonderful person.]

At least he's on time for something. He played hooky a fair bit before we graduated, but I always suspected that if he put some effort into it he'd be a good student.
Him being a hard worker is proof of that!

[scythegun]

Oh, so you're friends from school! Tell me more about Silver's schooldays, I'm just dying to know!

[twostringsonebow]

[......... Friends. Yeah.]

I barely saw him there, due a combination of the aforementioned skipping as well as our vastly different social circles, but he was very much your typical "delinquent". Despite that, he did graduate, so he wasn't a hopeless case.
He did pick fights quite often though. If he thought someone was weaker than him (such as myself) then he wouldn't try anything, but he was a troublemaker. Though I do recall him defending me once!

[It was kind of him. He also recalls being fucking blasted by something during graduation, which he is Fairly Certain now was that damn fire hose of a croc he's got, but.]

[scythegun]

My, my, it sounds like little Silver's grown up some since then! I'm pleased to hear it~!

[twostringsonebow]

I'm happy to hear he hasn't given you any trouble!
Except the trouble he's planning to give you for your truthful review, of course.
He seems rather serious about it.

[scythegun]

Oh, I'm ready for it. I'm sure he'll do his very best but I'm not an easy man to fluster!

[elevelvetor]

another raving review of our very own Silver!! if we had an audience, i'm certain they'd be applauding.
thank you for the input, we at The Answers Agency truly appreciate your help.

[scythegun]

Of course, of course, I'm happy to be of service!

[feistytrader]

I'm gonna get you back for this, you know.

[scythegun]

Oh? And how do you plan to do that?

[feistytrader]

You'll know when it happens, I promise.

[scythegun]

I look forward to seeing your attempt, then!

[feistytrader]

I'll make sure to do my level best, just for you.

[scythegun]

I'd expect nothing less from such a dedicated, hard worker!

[feistytrader]

You guys aren't even trying anymore. You're just taking any positive trait and deciding it means niceness.

[scythegun]

But it IS niceness! You're helping me out so much so I don't have to do nearly as much work!

[feistytrader]

Yeah, because you pay me.

[scythegun]

What about that time with the dog? I certainly didn't pay you to look after her!

[feistytrader]

Animals are better than people.

[scythegun]

That still doesn't explain away your kindness, you know!

[feistytrader]

You're kind enough to pay me more than minimum wage. Do you want me to sing your kind praises?

[scythegun]

You'd have a much harder time of that, you know!