01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

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[feistytrader]

This is for your bingo squares, isn't it?

[Conceal, don't feel.]

[toushiro]

Sounds about right.

[trappingheart]

friendless loser here, can confirm, silver's great
he helps me with my art all the time and gives lots of encouragement
hes dependable and hes got your back if youre in a tough spot
at prom i was feeling totally embarrassed and out of it and he chilled with me for a while and made me feel better
also just recently when he was spraying people down with water he made sure not to get my leather jacket wet so it wouldn't get ruined

i wouldn't get on his bad side though it probably won't end well

[feistytrader]

what the hell yoshiko i thought we were cool

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, it certainly won't. Silver's one of the kindest people I've known, and I'm fully prepared to accept the consequences of exposing his goodness.

[Goro's having the time of his fucking life.

... He needs to ask her about her past life Elda mentioned but that can be later.]

It sounds as if you've had quite the number of experiences with him, though. Thank you for proving our point.

[elevelvetor]

i thought he was kind, but i hadn't realized he was kind to this extent...!!!
incredible
perhaps we should create a new word just for his level of niceness.
we'll call it

"very silver"

i.e.

"you were being very silver today, did you want something?"

[thesettingsun]

He's gonna kill you.

Do you want anything special on your tombstone? Like 'Here lies Elizabeth, who died in the pursuit of spreading truth and kindness?'

[elevelvetor]

he already said he wouldn't punch me, so i think killing me is out of bounds entirely.

[feistytrader]

Shuji, I know where you work. I will knock over everything in your damn store and argue with you for thirty minutes about how I don't need an ID to buy booze because I'm obviously over twenty-one. Don't tempt me.

[cattack]

[what the fuck is going on here.]

What is the 'Answers Agency'?

[twostringsonebow]

A hopeful venture funded by Miss Velveteen and led by myself.
It's not much of an agency at the moment, considering she and I are the only members, but it's essentially to encourage those who'd like to get a foot in the door in the investigative area without being looked down upon for inexperience in the first place.
And to have fun while assisting others.

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[maskreant]

[twostringsonebow]

[speak of the fucking devil]

I'm positive he would disagree with this.

elizabeth velveteen has liked this.

[elevelvetor]

this is.......
absolutely splendid!!!

[ she's gonna save this, oh my gosh. ]

and very true as well.
well, i hear he can be rather mean, but i think it's very normal to make fun of your friends at the same time.

[feistytrader]

citation needed

[scythegun]

Why isn't this cute? ☆
Silver absolutely deserves all the praise he gets! I can confirm that he's a very hard worker!

[This is coming from "Gunther Schwarz" and not Jaeger, but if Silver sees it he'll probably recognize it.]

[twostringsonebow]

Are you his boss, perhaps?
We'd love to hear of your experiences with him, considering neither of us usually see him on a professional level.

[elevelvetor]

another raving review of our very own Silver!! if we had an audience, i'm certain they'd be applauding.
thank you for the input, we at The Answers Agency truly appreciate your help.

[feistytrader]

I'm gonna get you back for this, you know.

[yamagishi]

[ . . . ]

Well, at least Silver is a nice person? Especially if he is befriending quite a few losers?

[What is even going on here?]

[twostringsonebow]

[A mess.]

As you can see, he'd like to fool you otherwise, but he is in fact a nice person. A little rough around the edges, but a gem nonetheless.

[matchbreaker]

Careful, you're going to hurt the boy! He does have a reputation he likes to maintain.

[twostringsonebow]

He certainly acts as if we're tearing it to shreds... but I think it's more like an addition to it. Doesn't it just warm the heart to learn that a tough guy is a lot kinder than you'd expect?

[ladytakamaki]

All of you know each other?!

[elevelvetor]

it would seem so.
the degrees of separation are a strange and unwieldly titan, aren't they?

[youraffection]

wait
does someone really go by silver bells here
does he know kris kringle

[feistytrader]

[...He can't even be mad. He's not getting god damn teased about being nice. This is the nicest teasing anyone's ever given him.]

I mean if a flying red penguin with a sack of what I assume are toys counts, then I guess I do.