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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October.

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[destiny_key]

JANET HAD JIMS LAST NAME ON HER LAST POST
I CANNOT BELIEVE HER TASTE IN MEN IS ACTUALLY THAT BAD

[tire]

i thought that was a coincidence?!?!?!!!!
FIRST OF ALL THEY MADE US BUY THEM GIFTS AND DIDNT INVITE US
WTF ?!?!
2ND OF ALL
WHY

[destiny_key]

i didnt buy them anything
they dont deserve it

also why is a good question???
jim is terribly why would you marry him
i bet hes not even hot

[tire]

thats kind of cool hearted of janet?!?! 2 marry some1 for their heart!!!
BUT JIM'S HEART SUCKS, PROBABLY
HE TOOK AWAY BLUE
WAS IT NOT IN HIS WEDDING?!
HOW DO U HAVE STH BORROWED BUT NOT STH BLUE

[destiny_key]

like thats nice and all
but yeah jims heart sucks
you cant marry someone for their heart if they dont have one

also some of the pictures and stuff have blue back so maybe she had a picture of something blue???

[tire]

NOT OK!!! THIS VERY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM 2 ALL WEDDINGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[destiny_key]

IS IT LEGAL TO MARRY A HEARTLESS MAN???

[tire]

a person w/o a heart must be broken!!! TRULY EVIL!!!!!!!!!




[ i sincerely hope this conversation gets sora a regain ]

[destiny_key]

THE ABSOLUTE WORST



[oh geeze i need to try for one now]

[tire]

ok so jim has no heart and janet is a robot
mayb neither of them have hearts
so thats why they got married
U CANT GET MARRIED W/O LOVE
ROMANCE NOVELS SAY SO

[destiny_key]

neither of them can love
so they married someone who also cannot love

i guess that makes sense???

[tire]

i guess...
but what do married ppl who arent in love even do

[destiny_key]

idk
watch tv together???

[tire]

boring............
OR TORTURE PPL IN RECOLLE???

[destiny_key]

did they only get married to torture us better???

[tire]

OH!!!
OH!!!!!!
THAT HAS 2 BE IT
U CRACKED THE CODE