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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

sign me up for roller derby.

[parodeity]

dude we should make a team

[stopbleeding]

i thought only women were allowed to make teams.

[parodeity]

fight the power
also maybe?
i dont know a ton about roller derby ngl
in that case lets choose a team to cheerlead

[stopbleeding]

you know i accidentally talked a guy into a cheerleading outfit couple months ago.
weird text to get.

does this place even have roller derby teams?

[parodeity]

how do you accidentally do that

god probably?
i know theres a roller rink

[stopbleeding]

didn't think the guy would take the bet seriously.
he did.
accident.

man if there's a roller derby team how come i don't know anyone on it?!

[parodeity]

did you at least mock him a lot

good question
we should ask around and find the secret recolle roller derby team?

[stopbleeding]

nah you gotta let the elderly have their dignity.

you think anyone here will know?

[parodeity]

that is like opposite my philosophy in life
although
i guess in some cases the elderly should sit down?
like i hope none of them are in the roller derby

god maybe
i mean if anyone would itd be someone in our random collection of assholes

[stopbleeding]

an old lady roller derby team would be badass.

[parodeity]

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