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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October.

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[mincingminuet]

Wasn't a drink. Promise. You'll have plenty of chance for that tonight.

Remember that dream now? Where I told you to hold onto your butt because things were gonna get weird?

This is the weird.

[sunnymerc]

oh!
wait
YOU remember MY dream?
i didnt even remember it until now!
i mean...you showing up and talking about butts wasnt too different from my normal dreams

pen..........i'm sorry but this is a bad birthday present
do you have the receipt?

[mincingminuet]

I remember your dream.
All of it.
You were a really cute kid. :)


And no, it's not a good present. I didn't know it was your birthday.
I'm sorry.
Hope my party makes up for it.

[sunnymerc]

LKJHHHG;

thanks pen...
ill drown my confusion in booze and coeds tonight
i can deal with the world shattering news tomorrow or never maybe

[mincingminuet]

I'm not going to tease you.
You know that.


And you can deal with it then but it's not really that earthshattering unless you really like horses and normal fruit.

[sunnymerc]

WHO DOESN'T REALLY LIKE PONIES???
ive been looking for pictures of ponies for the last hour
not a one on the internet

[mincingminuet]

Well you might find some in the mythology section.
Because most people think they're as mythical as dragons.
Not that chocobos are bad, at least.

[sunnymerc]

next thing youre gonna tell me is dragons ARE real
what other lies have we been living?
are jackelopes real?
are bunnies fake?




chocobos ARE still real cute tho

[mincingminuet]

Okay.
Let me break this down:

Horses are real.
Horses are missing.
This app lets you see reality for what it is.
People who don't believe in horses don't have this app.
Anyone who doesn't believe in horses, also thinks that green and blue never existed, that fruit has always sung, and that the Crow's Nest is somehow normal.

These things are not normal.

You just finally have the app and so finally actually see reality.

[sunnymerc]

the fruit is going to be a problem

[mincingminuet]

You'll get used to it.

Sometimes it even takes requests.

[sunnymerc]

THAT MAKES IT WORSE
i started making a smoothie and started crying after hearing the
sounds

[mincingminuet]

It's worse when they start singing Papa Roach.

Cut my life into peaches, this is my last fruit tart~!

[sunnymerc]

oh jeez (´・＿・`)
thats not cute at all
both you and the fruits

[mincingminuet]

Oh well.

You'll be okay. I'm here for you, and so is most of the network.

Just take it one day at a time.