I mean, it can be a ball if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Fine then though, I'll find a real ball. A charity ball or something, and I'll go, and I'll show you who's a real princess with poise and elegance and shit. I'll princess the fuck out of that ball like you don't even know. I'll even like, knight someone and make them go with me.

..Or maybe that's just for queens.