a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[scarlet_devil]

Given the strangeness around Recollé, that would mean giant angry turkey monsters are going to show up.

It's always something.

[princessofheart]

pls no, i already got attacked by a turkey once this month i don't want to face a giant turkey

[maidofmistakes]

Don't remind me, those things are terrifying!

[princessofheart]

you must face the truth with your own two eyes

[mercurio]

this is the videos turkeys are shown before they're let out into the streets
they have a mission and it's an obvious one

[princessofheart]

i've witnessed the effects with my own two eyes
pecked ankles, bitten legs, scratched up arms... the side-effects of trying to take down the newly formed turkey empire for the too low price of 50 dollars from the mayors office

[cardcaptured]

I never, in my life, want to see any of these creatures ever again.

[Seriously, that video gave him ptsd, why did you do this, Kairi--]

[princessofheart]

take it out on them by eating a lot of turkey on thanksgiving, ok?

[marina got attacked by her own fair share of turkeys so far, she just wants to spread the cheer]

[destiny_key]

did you actually spend actual time making this???

[princessofheart]

based on my answer how would it effect how good of an experience watching this video was for you

[lingeringwill]

we already butcher them and eat them en masse

id be pissed too

[princessofheart]

i mean thats a fair point
but you don't really see cows going off the wall on people tho do you
in fact i've seen pics of cows cuddling with people before

[missingache]

I kicked one and it went down pretty fast.

They're not so scary once you throw something over their heads and make them think it's nighttime.

[princessofheart]

[oh hey, this guys last name is the same as soras! his twin, maybe? she's not gonna go down the road of asking though, sora seemed a little weird about the whole thing.

also shiori don't kick the turkeys???]

i mean even if they're attacking you they're still animals that are weaker than you and i can't particularly condone kicking them
but bagging them over the head is a good idea

[sketchythief]

they should stay away if you make loud noises at them like shaking a can of coins...

or using a squirtbottle. or spray goose repellent stuff near them at the ground

i hope people stay safe

[princessofheart]

excuse me but goose repellent exists??

[she knows they're little devils but she didn't know there was a preventative!]

[heiroglyphs]

Large birds in general are demons.

[princessofheart]

[she links this]

geese especially

they have several rows of teeth and nothing to lose

[livingdeadgirl]

its true
in their veins flows the blood of dinosaurs
but only the ones vicious enough to peck out a living after the meteors fell
evolutionarily speaking its altogether unsurprising

[princessofheart]

i didn't even think of it in that context and you're right
they're dangerous predators crafted by nature in their dna somewhere to be perfect killing machines
mini dinosaurs waiting to become the top dogs once again
evolution will take its course

[loudmouths]

that video was four and a half minutes too long

[mercurio]

live a little dude

[princessofheart]

what's it that the kids say these days

[marina you're 17]

don't like, don't read?

[covenantal]

How frightening. We may need to form turkey defense squads.

[princessofheart]

we really do tho
haven't you seen people in coffee shops and stuff unwilling to go outside because a roaming band of turkeys was patrolling the outside?
scary and real occurences