bring me your creeps and your snack lovers

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe shared a video. 2/18 near Recolle

Watch on YouTube Unholy fusions of innocent snack food. Who is this delightful fiend?!?!

Comments

[blooming_resonance]

Did he use the same knife to excavate the interior of the marshmallow and to cut the chocolate? That's a malpractice lawsuit waiting to happen. [You know, most people probably would've found that video kind of creepy.

Sakuya works with doctors and adjacent to the medical field. If anything, she sort of wants to forward it on to her father. It's sort of funny.]

[playdolls]

This is illegal underground surgery!!!! Sepsis is a given.

[blooming_resonance]

But it doesn't have to be. You can do illegal underground surgery and still own at least two scalpels.

[playdolls]

You sound so authoritative about it. Anything we should know, hmm?

[blooming_resonance]

Uh oh, I may have said too much. Forget anything you read.

The food looks delicious!

[playdolls]

Maybe you just do those elective cosmetic surgeries. Snake tongues and sub-dermal implants hmmm!!! On to something good with this stranger on the internet.

[blooming_resonance]

Oh no, every surgery I've ever seen has been entirely done to people's heads, actually. It's amazing what a little nip and tuck to relieve some pressure in the brain can do to some people's attitudes.

[playdolls]

I may or may not have done some time in neuroscience for exactly such a reason.

[blooming_resonance]

Well now I'M finding out some interesting things about a stranger on the internet. Did you ever think of pursuing it as a profession? Or just for curiosity?

[playdolls]

Curiosity. It seemed challenging, but I am not very patient with classroom learning. So instead I play with dead things.

😈

[blooming_resonance]

Oh goodness. I'm not sure whether or not to recommend further courses or resources for study.

I suppose, as long as you're not the one killing things, it's mostly harmless, though. [Says the woman who, in canon, said her daughter was just misunderstood when she pushed another girl down the stairs and cut the head off said other girl's canary with scissors.

... Sigh.]

[playdolls]

No death count for me, just a friendly neighborhood mortician.

[blooming_resonance]

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, and that's good.

Human brains are more interesting than animal ones either way, but I don't recommend trying to get your hands on one.

[playdolls]

Not really my job. I just have to get them looking good for their funerals. Which would be more fun if I was allowed to design their costumes, but. C'est la vie.

[blooming_resonance]

All you can do is put them in a suit?

Well that does beg the question if anyone ever has been creative about their funeral. One last joke or hurrah?

[playdolls]

I wish! Why's everyone such a stick in the mud about it.

[blooming_resonance]

I suppose because you're supposed to take death seriously.

I have some hope that funerals may be a little more colorful in the future with some things I've seen linked on social media, though.

[playdolls]

Personally pretty sure I'm going to live forever.

[ This might be the magical beast in their blood talking. Or they may or may not have been experimenting with healing serums on themselves. They are very, dangerously, clever. ]

Oh yeah? Like what? Maybe I should be advertising this to the customers.

[blooming_resonance]

[Hey don't look at her, her canon daughter managed to bully an entire hospital nursing staff and a bunch of other patients, including physically harming them and killing a small pet just to be a dick. She's apparently pretty forgiving of people with questionable morals.]

I saw a post once that said they were going to have Pop Goes The Weasel playing at their funeral, and when the pop happened, their corpse was going to pop out of the casket in the middle of the ceremony.

[playdolls]

TOO GOOD!!!!!!

[blooming_resonance]

I'm sure others would have interesting things like that if they were allowed to, but funerals are always such serious affairs. If it's the will of the dead, I don't see why there can't be a theme, like a wedding.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum i feel a mix of emotions
Prompto Argentum one of them is seriously creeped out

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe I find it fascinating how they can turn such a mundane task as preparing a s'more into such a creep fest. It's all about atmosphere.
Pitou Blythe I wish I'd thought of it.
Pitou Blythe Also that I now had that s'more.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum it's like i'm watching something from the deep web
Prompto Argentum something delicious

[he'll give you that]

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe Black market snack transplants, some plucky journalist should pick that one up.
Pitou Blythe They'd end up stalked by the shadowy members of the snack cabala as they unraveled the secrets of this forbidden industry.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum i can't believe i just read that
Prompto Argentum maybe this is an advert for a new restaurant coming up? how cool would that be?

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe I would eat there.
Pitou Blythe Especially if they performed their snack surgery on the table in front of me.
Pitou Blythe No, surgeon, leave the mask on I like it 😈

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum lol kinda kinky
Prompto Argentum it'd probably be super expensive and exclusive too

[longwei2go]

you know all this is missing is the creepy breathy voiceover for each step like they do on the learning channel for open knee surgery

i am now making my first bilateral incision across the hersheys bar

[playdolls]

I kind of like how inscrutable our mysterious surgeon is. What are they thinking as they commit these acts of atrocity?

[longwei2go]

probably thinking about how many people will never touch snacks again after this

[playdolls]

I'd touch those snacks 😈

[longwei2go]

im not even surprised :P

[playdolls]

I don't surprise you any more? That's a big problem!

[longwei2go]

just on this topic
it just means you gotta up your game

[playdolls]

Can I get freakier? Sounds like a challenge.

[longwei2go]

i think if anyone can do it itd be you

[playdolls]

I didn't know I inspired so much confidence in you, what a charming disciple.

[longwei2go]

aw cmon ive always been a fan but its no big deal

[playdolls]

That's good, because you're certainly not a rival.

[ The chances that Pitou has insulted Yin before are 100%, Pitou likes to trash talk. ]

[longwei2go]

were in totally different leagues and you know it :P

[ good thing Yin enjoys this sort of bantering, especially with friends. ]

[playdolls]

Oh! Is that your excuse?

[longwei2go]

its a fact of life my dude
our circles may overlap but were just two parts of a wicked venn diagram

[playdolls]

What are the categories, I'm curious.

[longwei2go]

food
music
morbid humor
healthy normal people hobbies