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[ohrlyeh]

Howard P. Carter shared a photo. 11/19 near Apprassage

looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image i have a few questions about it if you don't mind 1. why would anyone in their right mind make this 2. would you eat this if given the chance 3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you

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[lastcomfort]

1.) Maybe they couldn't decide what type of protein they wanted?

2.) Yes! It's a little scary-looking, but all of those ingredients are very tasty on their own.

3.) Well, my name is on my profile, but...

[ohrlyeh]

i have never been more disappointed in the existence of another human being before this

[lastcomfort]

Do you not like turkey or octopus or crab or bacon??

[ohrlyeh]

i like them separately. together? that's just chaos waiting to happen.

[lastcomfort]

You could eat them all separately if you wanted...that's probably how they cooked them, by the looks of it!

[ohrlyeh]

yes but they've all touched each other now. now the taste will rub off. that's the most horrifying thing about it.

[lastcomfort]

Mmm, I think the only one I'd really worry about is the bacon! The crab is still in the shell, turkey is pretty mild, and octopus kind of absorbs the flavors around it!

[ Is she helping?? ]

[ohrlyeh]

the more you talk about this, the more nauseous i feel.

seriously, how could you even stomach all of this together. are you some kind of alien?

[lastcomfort]

I thought we all were?

[ohrlyeh]

uh what

last time i checked we were human

[lastcomfort]

I mean before that! With all the worlds that were destroyed.