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[ohrlyeh]

Howard P. Carter shared a photo. 11/19 near Apprassage

looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image i have a few questions about it if you don't mind 1. why would anyone in their right mind make this 2. would you eat this if given the chance 3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you

Comments

[maidofmistakes]

What is this?

[ohrlyeh]

an abomination of god

[constellates]

i do not understand what i am looking at
???
how many animals ....
someone could not choose ?

[ohrlyeh]

they had all these choices of edible animals and they go with these.

i don't understand

[scarlet_devil]

That is an abomination unto god and the very idea of cuisine.

[ohrlyeh]

thank you for the most accurate summation of this picture i've ever seen

[thesettingsun]

1. They wouldn't.

2. If this was on my plate, and I was at someone else's house as their guest being served dinner by them, I might think it was too rude to them to not eat it. Might.

[ohrlyeh]

why would you make yourself suffer like that

like i know there's being polite but that is too far

[foeyay]

i will find this, and i will eat this. then i will write a detailed report about it so i can hand it in to you next week.

[ohrlyeh]

i will find a way to fail you out of school if you do, mark my words

[buncho]

it looks good? id eat this, yeah

[ohrlyeh]

honest, genuine question: do you love yourself

[concasse]

goddamn

the tentacles just make it

cursed image, send this shit back

[ohrlyeh]

the tentacles aren't half bad on their own but it's the whole context of it that is just nightmarish

i wish i could unsee it

[lesinset]

cant believe someone ruined perfectly good crab
unless they are trying to scare away inlaws

[ohrlyeh]

this would be a good dish to prevent anyone from having a thanksgiving dinner at your house again, you are absolutely 100% right

[okitactless]

why is the bacon just laid on top like that

[ohrlyeh]

to simulate stripes? i don't even know

[wantnotneed]

I'll admit it looks hideous.
I'd rather take it apart piece by piece and do something with it.
Like... just eating the crab legs by themselves?
Taking off the bacon from the top.
etc etc

[ohrlyeh]

that wouldn't be half bad i suppose

but imagine eating it all together

biting down on turkey and getting a mouthful of squid

it's enough to make on shudder from the mental image

[lastcomfort]

1.) Maybe they couldn't decide what type of protein they wanted?

2.) Yes! It's a little scary-looking, but all of those ingredients are very tasty on their own.

3.) Well, my name is on my profile, but...

[ohrlyeh]

i have never been more disappointed in the existence of another human being before this

[covenantal]

1. Why not?
2. Yes.
3. Souji Narukami.

[ohrlyeh]

why

just. why

[floret]

Jamie Doh Are those real tentacles, or some sort of decoration? They look kind of weird.

[ohrlyeh]

Howard P. Carter no i think those are real. i know they sell squid with tentacles as big as that at the market sometimes.

[saburai]

...I suppose that, following the turducken, a seafood fan got particularly creative?

I personally can't imagine eating something like that, but I'm sure there are people who would. People do all sorts of strange things.

[ohrlyeh]

well, yes, but i don't want to know anyone who would be willing to do a strange thing such as eat this abomination. i can't stand it. it's too much.

[livingdeadgirl]

hahaha ive seen this before
what if i told you it was just an elaborate cake

[ohrlyeh]

i don't think it is

i would've known it was a cake. i have a sense for these things

[robitussin]

why did you have to inflict this on us

[ohrlyeh]

i can't suffer alone on this

[windeity]

what keywords were you using to even pull up something like that?

[ohrlyeh]

apparently it was brought up in "suggested results" for "unique thanksgiving meal ideas"

[fairhands]

I can understand someone liking seafood, but this is...

[ 'Unappetizing' would be putting it mildly. ]

[ohrlyeh]

this gives a whole new meaning to surf and turf

[sivard]

I've heard of turducken before but that's just wrong.

[ohrlyeh]

i'd take 1000 turduckens over this

[long_live_the_queen]

if it's all cooked and not giving you botulism what's the problem?

[ohrlyeh]

how could you stomach being able to eat this monstrosity? it gives me nausea just looking at it

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[mincingminuet]

Jesus Howard.

1. They're satan

2. God no.

3. You know my name.

Re: text

[ohrlyeh]

i'm sorry.

and i don't need to put you on any list besides "people i can trust". thank you for agreeing with me

[adoringpast]

im not gonna echo everyone here and say that that shit's disgusting as hell but
next time, could you at least warn us beforehand that you're going to put up something as gross as that
it's ruining my goddamn appetite and i don't even have that much appetite in the first place

[ohrlyeh]

i don't know how to hide stuff like this on facebook. so i apologize but then again i don't think a thing like this could be warned about

any warning i could give wouldn't even stand up to the real thing

[originallutece]

They were so busy wondering if they could, they never stopped to think if they should.

[ohrlyeh]

science has simply gone too far

[alienated]

4. Why would you post this?

[ohrlyeh]

the world deserves to know the horrors that dwell amongst us

[alitaba]

not even for fifty dollars

[ohrlyeh]

what about 100 dollars