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[ohrlyeh]

Howard P. Carter shared a photo. 11/19 near Apprassage

looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image i have a few questions about it if you don't mind 1. why would anyone in their right mind make this 2. would you eat this if given the chance 3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you

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[ohrlyeh]

are you aiming for more?

[foeyay]

it's just such a small and lonely number. i thought i'd be closer to 50 by now.

[ohrlyeh]

no even your acts aren't enough for 50 lifetimes.

sorry to disappoint you

it's only 5

[foeyay]

oh well. the only way to go is up!

i'll do my best to improve in my future endeavors.

[ohrlyeh]

how is that "improving"

is your goal to be the worst person of all time? because you're sort of failing at that

at most you are an overly friendly annoyance

[foeyay]

being the worst person of all time gets you locked behind bars.

my goal is more like being somebody no one can forget no matter how much they want to. ♥

it's a goal with a much more interesting future.

[ohrlyeh]

then why can't you do good things not to be forgotten

what do you get out of being a thorn in someone's side

[foeyay]

i was always taught to be true to myself. i guess i'm just not a do good kind of person.

[ohrlyeh]

good to know. can you be a do evil kind of person far away from me? thanks

[foeyay]

that would require me to be a listen to you outside of class kind of person.

[ohrlyeh]

why are you like this

what do you even have against me

[foeyay]

are you kidding? you're hilarious. if you weren't, i'd have gotten bored ages ago.

[ohrlyeh]

tell me how i can be boring in your eyes. i will aim for that

[foeyay]

why not make it a game?

try to be as boring as possible, and if you win, i'll leave you alone.

[ohrlyeh]

aren't i boring enough already? i mean that's what people say about me all the time

[foeyay]

you are trying to convince me you're boring in the same post where you shared an epic thanksgiving abomination. you are failing.

[ohrlyeh]

it's not MY abomination i'll have you know. the fact that i'm shocked by it is very normal.

[foeyay]

but you shared it. now i want to know what search words you used and what face you made when you saw it and all the best ways to tease you with it.

[ohrlyeh]

can you leave me alone

for like once in your life

[foeyay]

just once?

you sure you wanna cash that check right this minute?

[ohrlyeh]

multiple onces

an infinite number of onces

please

[foeyay]

no :)

[ohrlyeh]

why

[foeyay]

so you can play the try-to-be-boring game!

[ohrlyeh]

you are a nightmare in human clothing you know that right