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11/19 near Apprassage

looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image

i have a few questions about it if you don't mind

1. why would anyone in their right mind make this

2. would you eat this if given the chance

3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you

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it depends on the food. sometimes i don't care but this is too much. this is far too much. this will haunt my nightmares.

nightmares ?
no !
dream of better food instead
sweet ice cream dreams

[that's how it works, yeah]

i would dream of ice cream forever if i could. just that. nothing else

if you eat a lot of ice cream do you dream of ice cream

[Sagely, with experience:]

sadly, no, not all the time. it's really disappointing.

but how do you fight crab turkey nightmares

by staying awake and not dreaming them in the first place, of course

mr carter please sleep

i don't sleep, i just dream.

[she doesn't know what that means but]

poetry ?

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Howard P. Carter shared a photo. 11/19 near Apprassage
looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image i have a few questions about it if you don't mind 1. why would anyone in their right mind make this 2. would you eat this if given the chance 3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you