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[ohrlyeh]

Howard P. Carter shared a photo. 11/19 near Apprassage

looking for some food ideas for thanksgiving and i come across this image i have a few questions about it if you don't mind 1. why would anyone in their right mind make this 2. would you eat this if given the chance 3. if you would eat this, could you let me know your name so i can attempt to blacklist you for 100 years? thank you

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[mincingminuet]

Jesus Howard.

1. They're satan

2. God no.

3. You know my name.

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[ohrlyeh]

i'm sorry.

and i don't need to put you on any list besides "people i can trust". thank you for agreeing with me

[mincingminuet]

Yes absolutely

Who would want to eat that? Seriously. That just looks like Cthulu fucked a crab and had a baby.

[ohrlyeh]

good lord

somewhere, hp lovecraft is rolling in his grave

[STARES AT THE CAMERA LIKE ON THE OFFICE]

[mincingminuet]

Does he even have a grave? I figured he just returned to the sea.

With his cthuluducken.

[ohrlyeh]

i don't think hp lovecraft was a sea creature as much as he seemed like one

[someday howard will look back on this very comment and let out the most bitter laugh in the entire world]

wouldn't it be cthulucken

[mincingminuet]

Oh god maybe.

That is...a disturbing thought.

[ohrlyeh]

i think i've watched more horror movies less scary than the idea of a cthulucken