04 | swipe left for what you need, swipe right for what you want

[elevelvetor]

hello once again, fellow users!
this time i bring neither a game, play, nor incredibly true public service announcement about a friend.
nay, this time i am here to...

MAKE A MATCH

not for myself, however, but for a woman who's been very kind to me.
i'd like to give back to her somehow, and i decided finding her company for the holidays would be fitting...
regardless, let me begin. i hope you will at least consider this advertisement for a rather noble lady.

she is very beautiful, kind, strong in every way imaginable, and completely unafraid of werellamas. she's also on the older side of things, offering an intelligent and mature viewpoint on any discussion you may have.
that doesn't mean she's boring, however. far from it! i can personally attest to having more fun with her than i have had with most people her age...
her favorite time of day is actually the night, when the stars come out and constellations glitter endlessly above, and everything is aglow thanks to the moon's dim light.
she's also quite magnanimous, acquiescing to even the simplest requests... as long as they're harmless, of course.

as far as preferences go, she likes handsome men and pretty women, with charming and intelligent minds... and an air of mystery and danger about them, without diving into actual criminal activity. unfortunately for our younger people, she'd like all serious relationships to be with those thirty and over.

please reply with an inquiries, offers, or recommendations if you have them.
thank you for taking the time to read as well. please accept this video as a token of my gratitude.

Comments

[liberal_arts]

Lack of capitalization aside, this is actually pretty well written. I'm certain people would even be willing to pay for this level of service in creating a personal advert.

[elevelvetor]

thank you, though i would never charge regardless of if i wished to do something like this again.

[ ...she's just not smarting for money. ]

[liberal_arts]

All artists should be paid, but I understand. And your friend sounds like a rather lovely person, all things considered. I know how difficult it can be at our age to handle the whole dating scene.

[elevelvetor]

[ dating profiles aren't an art....!! in her mind. ]

i'd imagine so. most of the users i've met are closer to my age than not... i wonder why that is?

[liberal_arts]

Oh I'm sure it's merely a coincidence, in the end. After all, some of us don't even match the age of our 'other selves', so it doesn't seem to mean much.

[floret]

Thank you for the video!

[elevelvetor]

of course. it is one of my recent favorites and i wanted to share it.

[devilsadvocato]

Quick question. What's a werellama? Is is a person who turns into a llama or a llama that becomes wolf-like? Or a person who become a wolf-like llama?

[elevelvetor]

[ that second one manages to sound more terrifying that the truth. ]

the first. though i would have called him a llamaman myself, if he were not more llama than man.

[devilsadvocato]

Wow was this something in a memory or did you actually meet this guy?

[elevelvetor]

unfortunately, he was very much part of my present life.

[compendiem]

Sounds too good to be true. Sure this is not for yourself?

[elevelvetor]

i'm flattered, but not at all. i wouldn't deserve a whole post for myself in the slightest.

[ .......wait, more importantly— ]

i am also taken, so there's not a particular need for it.

[ this is a recent development and she hasn't really told anyone anyway and nothing's really changed so she keeps... forgetting..... ]

[compendiem]

Hm. I think you'd deserve glitter text and several paragraphs lauding your person. Especially going this far for a friend. How is she still single?

[elevelvetor]

that's quite simple!
she's actually a rather shy person. friendly and wonderful and a lover of pets, but awfully, terribly shy.
in fact, she wouldn't even agree to my doing this for her unless i took her name out of the equation.

[megatechbody]

She sounds positively charming. I'm hoping that Private Investigator would suffice for mystery and danger?

[elevelvetor]

according to my esteemed colleague, naturally.
are you one such investigator, or do you have a friend to offer?

[megatechbody]

I am said P.I., yes.

[elevelvetor]

[ oh boy, elda's gonna be so PROUD of her... ]

wonderful. tell me a little about yourself, Ms. P.I.
as well as your availability, if you have any allergies, and so on and so forth.

[twostringsonebow]

Miss Velveteen, that video is far more adorable than it should be.
That said: I do know an older man who is quite the silver fox, not to mention a fantastic conversationalist, assuredly veiled in mystery despite the month I was personally acquainted with him. He's a man of few words, but they have a certain appeal... sophisticated, yet truly able to let loose as if he was a man twenty years younger.
I'm not entirely sure he is seeking a romantic relationship with anyone -- he seems to be somewhat a loner in my opinion, not exactly the sort who'd like to be around a crowd -- but I thought I would offer you the description in hopes of perhaps matching them up for some sort of connection regardless.
He could certainly more friends besides his one that will drag him out, I think.

[elevelvetor]

how magnanimous of you, Akechi!
if you weren't taken, i would offer you a dating profile as well.
i'm finding they're quite fun to make.

[ or at least think about making... she isn't going to slack off from her schoolwork though. ]

please tell me more about this mysterious silver fox. what does he do for a living? does he like cats?
my friend has quite a few of them, and i'm certain she'd prefer someone who could get along with them.

[twostringsonebow]

[....................... Would it be good or bad if she did..........]

Thank you. They are quite fun, aren't they?

As for my suggestion, I do believe he has dogs... but he isn't against cats? He is quite like them himself, after all, he would at the very least tolerate their existence.
He works in pharmaceuticals, which offers the good route and the intricately more interesting and dangerous option of "he's probably a super villain", but he truly is a good person! He doesn't deal with anything criminal... if anything, I would think he's against that, as it would cause him trouble and he dislikes being caused trouble.

[As far as Goro can read him.]

He's also quite a tactless man, preferring to be the one who distributes medicine over dispensing it the way a doctor would. He says himself that his bedside manner is terrible. He's actually quite easy to get along with, despite that, and I would certainly echo your sentiments about the lady you speak of with him as well -- I enjoyed my time with him quite a bit. He was one of the people who made that entire bit bearable.

[no one needs to have this high of an opinion of albert fucking wesker]

[elevelvetor]

he sounds like quite the fit. i'll be certain to pass along the information to my friend, and if she likes the sound of him, we two can set up some sort of blind date.
does that sound acceptable?

[feistytrader]

Just how many older women do you hang out with?

[Because she's apparently chummy with Elda, and... Uh... Oh, is this-]

[elevelvetor]

[ YOU BET IT IS. ]

not as many as i'd like to.
they're quite fun people, from what i've experience so far.