musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[robitussin]

okay there's a lot to tackle here but first

jesus christ how did cranberry sauce hurt you

[parodeity]

counterpoint how did aj hurt you
do we need to draw diagrams and show one another where we got hurt here

[robitussin]

the difference is i never said i don't like apple juice

[parodeity]

oh
huh you get back so many points
im being informed non canned cranberries taste good?

[robitussin]

have you really only had the canned kind

that’s rough

[parodeity]

tbh as far as i knew cranberries literally sprung into being in canned form

[robitussin]

that is tragic

find someone who actually knows how to make cranberry sauce tbh

[parodeity]

john probably could but he already promised me aj

[robitussin]

why not both

[parodeity]

implying id pay any attention whatsoever to the not applesauce object

[robitussin]

i think you may have a problem

[parodeity]

i think i have a solution

[robitussin]

more apple juice is not a solution

[parodeity]

more apple juice is always the solution

[robitussin]

not if the problem is an obsession with apple juice

[parodeity]

that isnt a problem its a natural state of being

[robitussin]

i don't think we're in 'natural' territory here

[parodeity]

are you calling me unnatural nat

[robitussin]

yeah