parodeity: maladroitapathy @ tumblr (YO 🎧 moby dick)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-11-21 06:07 pm

musings about turkey ass stuffings

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy




anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later
fabrefactions: (70)

[personal profile] fabrefactions 2017-11-21 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ breathe in

breathe out

don't focus on the art yusuke you're a strong young man. ]


I do not have super speed, but I was gifted a sword the other month by Retrospec.
And aside from some bizarre muscle memory type instinct, I have no idea what I'm doing with it.


[ send help. ]
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thesettingsun: smile blush (I should be moving on)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-11-21 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Are scythes sword analogues, and also what the hell is that comic even.

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robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-21 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
okay there's a lot to tackle here but first

jesus christ how did cranberry sauce hurt you
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frisyr: (uppmärksamhet)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-11-21 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I really like cranberry sauce...

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tarotcards: (souji4)

[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-11-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm here if you need a training partner.

And what's wrong with cranberry sauce?

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[personal profile] optimistical 2017-11-21 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice update! I missed reading your comics.

This reminds me. I have an assignment for one of my classes to analyze a webcomic and to interview the creator about it. Can I use your comic for my class?

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windeity: (CHINHANDS ♫ ah I see)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-11-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
are you mad that thanksgiving uses cranberry sauce instead of apple sauce?
also i appreciate this more than rose's history lesson at least, but dude.


[John shut up, this is unfortunately fine.]
grimdeity: antemrd @ tumblr (AMUSED 🌹 i told you so)

[personal profile] grimdeity 2017-11-22 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, John.
I'm hurt.
I realize my brother's an art virtuoso comparable to none, but I thought my history lessons were at least decent.

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feistytrader: (13)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cranberries are terrible period. They might just be the on the lowest tier of fruits.
Edited (FUCK IF I AM FORGETTING HIS COLOR SOLIDARITY HERE) 2017-11-21 23:43 (UTC)

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grimdeity: lexxercise @ tumblr (READ 🌹 books are my bffs)

[personal profile] grimdeity 2017-11-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
4.5/5 stars.
The execution falls a little flat for me.

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elevelvetor: (22. ace of wands)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-11-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
the friend that helped us with the piranhas a few months ago uses a sword, but i don't know if you'd want to fight him...
more importantly, however
no, in fact, the most important thing of this post:
cranberry is incredibly delicious, Dave, especially when prepared properly.

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okitactless: (what's this)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-11-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
how super is super

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lesinset: (pausing now)

[personal profile] lesinset 2017-11-22 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
cranberry sauce is lazy
but useful start for tarts, pies and an assortment of creams
also have you tried them used as a glaze with apple roses
and i know at least three hot drinks to make with cranberries
and apples

also r u sure we even live in a world
and not a worm hole

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floret: (but i'll push myself up through the dirt)

[personal profile] floret 2017-11-22 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the comic!
Exactly what did the second gentleman tell the first about turkey holes?

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what happened with the turkey hole

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stopbleeding: (FDAMVAGWA)

[personal profile] stopbleeding 2017-11-22 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
we're gonna need a safer place to fight.

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[personal profile] compendiem 2017-11-22 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever thought about translating to other languages to share with the rest of the world? I could do Japanese if you provide the transcript.

[ aka G O D the jpeg is so terrible, I have no idea what half of those words say and this is my roundabout way of asking. ]

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[personal profile] gudaguda 2017-11-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
i have super speed

well i say super speed but i'm fast for a human i guess

and you know i have a sword so we can fight sure
alitaba: (54)

[personal profile] alitaba 2017-11-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
what if i like jellied cranberry sauce
does that even count
it's good on rice though

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windowdressing: (or let me put this another way)

[personal profile] windowdressing 2017-11-24 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he just... looks at that jpeg for a few seconds and decides not to acknowledge it ]

I think it depends on the type of cranberry sauce. Whole berry makes a nice garnish, but the jellied kind that looks like beet slices is... less desirable.

In my opinion, anyway.


[ ok maybe he has a grudge against it because he mistook some canned beets for it once as a kid ]

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[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-11-28 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
david thats weird

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