musings about turkey ass stuffings
hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner
second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks
but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy

anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner
second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks
but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy

anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later
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breathe out
don't focus on the art yusuke you're a strong young man. ]
I do not have super speed, but I was gifted a sword the other month by Retrospec.
And aside from some bizarre muscle memory type instinct, I have no idea what I'm doing with it.
[ send help. ]
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ive been doing this since like
march
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and yeah scythes work
you have your magic one right
can you swing it around better now
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jesus christ how did cranberry sauce hurt you
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do we need to draw diagrams and show one another where we got hurt here
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you like it or you dont
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And what's wrong with cranberry sauce?
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potentially someone i dont need to speed cap with would be nice
also its just
idk
maybe its the canned shit but it just doesnt wow me you know
food should wow you or something
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This reminds me. I have an assignment for one of my classes to analyze a webcomic and to interview the creator about it. Can I use your comic for my class?
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fuck yes you can
ill even draw you an original for your analyzing thing if you want
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also i appreciate this more than rose's history lesson at least, but dude.
[John shut up, this is unfortunately fine.]
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I'm hurt.
I realize my brother's an art virtuoso comparable to none, but I thought my history lessons were at least decent.
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like
wow apparently we have a lot of cranstans on the network
we didnt even know we were surrounded
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The execution falls a little flat for me.
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more importantly, however
no, in fact, the most important thing of this post:
cranberry is incredibly delicious, Dave, especially when prepared properly.
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also maybe ive just never had them prepared properly then?
admittedly ive mostly had like
canned ones
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so
id like someone who can handle that?
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but useful start for tarts, pies and an assortment of creams
also have you tried them used as a glaze with apple roses
and i know at least three hot drinks to make with cranberries
and apples
also r u sure we even live in a world
and not a worm hole
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but tell me more about these apple based recipes
are they secrets
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Exactly what did the second gentleman tell the first about turkey holes?
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like
the woods?
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[ aka G O D the jpeg is so terrible, I have no idea what half of those words say and this is my roundabout way of asking. ]
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i cant wait to eat this turky with ass stuffing
the turkey hole smells delicious
i warned you about turky bro
i am all about turky asses
i told you man
i told you about turkey holes
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well i say super speed but i'm fast for a human i guess
and you know i have a sword so we can fight sure
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does that even count
it's good on rice though
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how is it different
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I think it depends on the type of cranberry sauce. Whole berry makes a nice garnish, but the jellied kind that looks like beet slices is... less desirable.
In my opinion, anyway.
[ ok maybe he has a grudge against it because he mistook some canned beets for it once as a kid ]
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so
maybe that explains why i dont like it according to the cranberry stans?
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yeah thanks
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