musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[tarotcards]

I'm here if you need a training partner.

And what's wrong with cranberry sauce?

[parodeity]

i def need one
potentially someone i dont need to speed cap with would be nice

also its just
idk
maybe its the canned shit but it just doesnt wow me you know
food should wow you or something

[tarotcards]

I'm not that fast but I have my Personas so I think that evens out pretty well. No need for a speed cap for me.

Would it be better if it was apple sauce?

[parodeity]

in that case what days are you available for sessions
i can do any time but saturday and prefer evenings

YES
why isnt it apple sauce
this is sauceism

[tarotcards]

I got Sunday to Wednesday evenings free. Got a training place in a deserted part near the beach as well if you need a spot.

Uprise against the blatant sauceism that is tormenting our lives and our city, Dave. Break the glass jars of cranberry sauce until there is none left in Recolle. Save everyone from this plague.

[parodeity]

how do monday evenings work for you?

souji will you join the revolution

[tarotcards]

Works perfect for me. I can meet this following Monday at the earliest.

Of course I would. If you are to lead the revolution then I wish to be your right-hand man. I will paint my face in the blood of the cranberry sauce as an intimidation tactic.

[parodeity]

then ill see you then

also youre hired
that is EXACTLY the level of commitment we in the cranberry revolution are looking for

[tarotcards]

I'm glad that I have pleased you, my anti-cranberry lord.

May I suggest we put up ads and posters looking for supporters to our cause?

[parodeity]

comics sans required?

[tarotcards]

Of course. What else would we use?

[parodeity]

you truly are the only person who understands my soul

[tarotcards]

I got your back, Dave. We'll take over this cranberry-loving world and convert it for the better.

[parodeity]

and rule side by side over our new kingdom?

[tarotcards]

Yes, as the new kings of the world.

What should we name our new kingdom?

[parodeity]

applecomlandia

[tarotcards]

That was fast. It's like you already knew.

[parodeity]

ive been waiting for the day wed rule over something together obviously

[tarotcards]

And that day will come soon, my friend.

I'll go out and get applecomlandia t-shirts printed to prepare. What size are you?

[parodeity]

medium generally

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