musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[windeity]

are you mad that thanksgiving uses cranberry sauce instead of apple sauce?
also i appreciate this more than rose's history lesson at least, but dude.

[John shut up, this is unfortunately fine.]

[grimdeity]

Wow, John.
I'm hurt.
I realize my brother's an art virtuoso comparable to none, but I thought my history lessons were at least decent.

[windeity]

i am truly sorry rose. but i cannot ignore the call of art over history, especially with art this great.

[parodeity]

why the fuck ISNT apple sauce the thing instead of cranberry sauce riddle me that

also you already said my art was great so clearly the but dude was uncalled for

[windeity]

because i am pretty sure that apple sauce doesn't have the same effect for making a turkey more moist and therefore more edible?
i actually have no idea since applesauce existed for a few centuries prior to cranberry sauce.
blame pilgrims or something?
also? shut up.

[parodeity]

make me applesauce for thanksgiving
also i will blame the pilgrms thanks
fuck them for bringing tons of diseases to the new world
and also
cranberries
also you shut up

[windeity]

you cannot tell me to shut up and then ask me to make applesauce for thanksgiving dave.
i guess i can since it's not that hard.
but yeah, ok, fuck pilgrims for disease and cranberries.
any luck finding a training partner?

[parodeity]

i can if you immediately agree to it
see now were getting into the spirit of the holiday
fuck all the things etc

ive had some bites
it looks like a good cross section of powers to work against
still p sure no one has bros speed but whatever
and then theres you

[windeity]

again, shut up.

that should be helpful at least and as more people get more stuff back maybe they'll match?
how fast was your brother anyway?
and what do you mean "and then theres you"? unless you mean "and then theres you who agreed to training" because that is still true, yes.

[parodeity]

are you or arent you making me applesauce

which version
dirk was a hair slower than me
and yes that is what i meant by that congrats reference secured

[windeity]

what if i just taught you to make your own applesauce?

huh. weird.
sometimes i get references, be proud, etc.
let me know when you want to do that. maybe after you try with other people who actually have swords?

[parodeity]

less fun

why is that weird
did you think i was slower
no id like to start that whenever you want to

[ dual motive: it'd get john up to snuff faster ]

[windeity]

whatever fine, but you're helping anyway.
no. that wasn't really it, no.
i guess i did not think dirk was that fast.
uh. whenever, i guess. i have time and i finally figured out how to use the second hammer i got!
which does not help us at all but i figured it out.

[parodeity]

he had flashstep too
its a strider thing not just a me thing
figured it out how

[windeity]

hey i have no idea how you guys used to train, i am just saying.
and i just figured it out. it required another item, i have the item, the hammer can move now. just like that.

[parodeity]

when dirk was here?
we usually just picked a roof and strifed
until one of us called it quits

also that sounds needlessly complex

[windeity]

always roofs with you...
also your FACE sounds needlessly complex!!
...but yeah it seems pretty stupid after looking at it for a while.
but i assume i made it as a kid and that is why the hammer is like forty tons or something.
anyway, seriously, pick a date. we have the whole holiday weekend too besides ninja warrior on friday.

[parodeity]

tomorrow night

[windeity]

ok. tomorrow night.
anyway i'm heading back to the dorm but you have to come with me later to get stuff for applesauce.
thanksgiving contribution or whatever.

[parodeity]

are you making dinner too or picking somewhere else

[windeity]

shrug.
do you want to go out or stay in? anything i make is going to be really simple.
like a toddler could make this kind of simple.

[parodeity]

up to you
we can always skip if youre tired

[windeity]

no it's fine!
we can figure it out when we're both home.

[parodeity]

as long as youre sure
i dont mind skipping a meal if youre busy ever tho

[windeity]

i am sure and i am not busy. i just need to finish something for class but that won't take long.