musings about turkey ass stuffings

[parodeity]

hey yo its dave again
i mean if you dont know me
if you do my glorious red text gave me away
i just have like
a few things
first off who here has super speed and also a sword
the number has to be greater than like five i assume
there are so many ppl with swords
sword analogues also work
looking for a training partner

second off im pretty sure cell service is getting worse and that sucks

but most importantly
well most importantly is the training thing im serious about that
but also i have made a holiday appropriate comic for everyone to enjoy



anyway
what is even up with thanksgiving food
like delicious turkey ass stuffings aside
does anyone actually like cranberry sauce
or is it like a conspiracy for someone to be able to bring a thing
which then no one eats or like
please feel free to discuss
like haha we all like cousin bob
but fuck if he isnt the worst cook in the world
better tell him he can bring the cranberry sauce
be a contributing member of thanksgiving society
supposedly
only really its all a RUSE
not a sock ruse though
yeah no ones gonna get that
this was mostly to find a partner
and suggest that we all make use of the cell service thing while its around
etc
later

Comments

[lesinset]

cranberry sauce is lazy
but useful start for tarts, pies and an assortment of creams
also have you tried them used as a glaze with apple roses
and i know at least three hot drinks to make with cranberries
and apples

also r u sure we even live in a world
and not a worm hole

[parodeity]

no im not sure about that we might live in a wormhole

but tell me more about these apple based recipes
are they secrets

[lesinset]

sounds liek we should be
weird things happen then reset
people getting weird things
outside calls getting weird

maybe
usually have a few at my shop
this time of the year there are more holiday themes
apples are popular too

[parodeity]

honestly id buy it
what would that mean for us though

ill drag my friend there next time then

[lesinset]

isnt there things that can be inside of one
like time travel
or defy gravity
something than just hanging around looking sad
ok

[parodeity]

i mean time travel can definitely occur here

[lesinset]

yup
or changing reality
weve seen that

[parodeity]

i cant do that but i can do the time thing

[lesinset]

really
thats pretty cool
what have you done with the time thing
anything good

[parodeity]

well
currently i use it to have more than one job
which
no one so far has thought of as being cool

[lesinset]

more than one job
=
more than one paycheck
=
able to get better stuff that is cool
i think its cool

[parodeity]

youre the only guy who gets me clearly

[lesinset]

course
as long as it doesnt shave your life off to use it
i dont see why you shouldnt use your power to get stuff
nothing wrong with that

[parodeity]

oh yeah no it doesnt do that
i mean
it gets tiring bc i still need sleep and shit
but thats about it

[lesinset]

then youre set
theres no reason why you cant use it
get money for stuff
get cool stuff
even buy your favorite foods

[parodeity]

apple juice