TEXT ♞ THIS WAS A MISTAKE

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Souji Narukami shared a photo. 11/01 near Apprassage

The cover of my new magazine. Many told me that it wasn't possible, that what I was doing was mad, but I have realized that this is my passion and I will go through with it. With enough luck, this shall be printed and released to the world within the next week (typos are intentional, by the way). Who wants a copy? Taking questions if anyone has any. Also looking for editors or whoever wants to help continue this creation.

Comments

[browbeater]

that's.... impressive.

[tarotcards]

I'm glad you agree. This is why we're best friends, Mako.

[fabrefactions]

[ WHY. ]

... your dream was a magazine covered riddled with typing errors and a photoshopped statue as the centrepiece?

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Yes

Yu Narukami has reacted to this post with "sad."

[covenantal]

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。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜

[twostringsonebow]

So you won't support my next gig, Yu?
I'm hurt.

[wantnotneed]

If it's free, I'll take a copy.

[tarotcards]

I think it's only right if the first issue is free. Everyone should be able to enjoy it without worrying about their wallets.

I'll set aside a copy for you.

[originallutece]

Oh, do give me a health tip.

[tarotcards]

Health tip 001: feeling a little gloomy and down? Not a problem! Get another cat and your happiness levels will go through the roof!

[alitaba]

Oh, oh can I get a signed copy.

[tarotcards]

Of course. Any special requests for a custom message?

[penalizing]

question: why????
also you do know the skirt's too short to cover everything right??

[tarotcards]

Answer #1: because your sister said that I couldn't
Answer #2: yes

[odasaku]

[ Souji may say that the typos are intentional but... god... as an English major it's hard to see it and not shudder. ]

Why are the typos intentional...?

[tarotcards]

Because typos draw your attention, right? I want people to place their focus solely on my magazine.

[rygdea]

...that's a little bit too much "nuts" & "berries" for me, you know what I mean?

[tarotcards]

Do you prefer long beans and bananas instead?

[adoringpast]

im going to kill both you

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You know where I live. Come and get me.

Goro Akechi liked this.

[twostringsonebow]

If you require models, Sena and I would be happy to pose for you.
I would like to have a copy as well. Perhaps even a subscription, if at all possible.

[tarotcards]

Is that so? I can trade free subscriptions in exchange for yours and Sena's generous modelling services.

How flexible and willing are you and Sena to try on similar sexy fruit costumes?

[robitussin]

do they cost anything

[tarotcards]

The first issue is completely free.

[justchords]

why are the sexy fruit costumes still a thing, didn't they die

[tarotcards]

No, the people are still very much alive. I have decided not to burn them like you've originally suggested.

[eyestitch]

it's december

your dream took a while to come to fruition huh

[tarotcards]

It might have taken a while, yes, but it's not about the destination and how slowly I arrived there. It's about the journey.

[devilsadvocato]

Not a bad first cover rough draft for a guy working on his own.
Better push that editor position though. It's good to get a second pair of eyes on anything you want to publish. You never know when you'll overlook the obvious mistake or unintentionally distracting or controversial content. Wouldn't want your humble magazine to get in trouble for an unintentional error.

[He's laughing so hard. A for effort though, seriously.]

[tarotcards]

The points you make are very true.

Say, you wouldn't happen to be interested in an editor position, would you?

[commandertoolbelt]

getting the jump on all those other magazines who are all focused on the holidays huh
by the time they even remember the beach your readers will already have the summer bod of their dreams

[tarotcards]

You know it. You can't just sit back and wait until the others catch up. You have to take charge and leap straight into the future while the rest are stuck in the present. That's how businesses strive.

[elevelvetor]

i would consider our friendship null and void if you did not grace me with one, or even several, copies of these
additionally, i'm not certain how i could assist you, but i'd like to help regardless.

[tarotcards]

Do not worry, Elizabeth. I'm planning on leaving an entire bundle at your doorstep the moment it arrives.

Would you like to write articles or have an Ask Elizabeth column?

[hadeir]

But it's winter.

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You always gotta be two steps ahead of the rest.

Or in this case, two seasons ahead.

[parodeity]

i want a copy
i can also supply you articles or comics for your magazine if you want

[tarotcards]

Dave. If you feature your comics in my magazine, I will gladly give you ten signed copies and an apple pie every week.

Even if our sense of taste is gone.

[redarm]

why is this happening.

[tarotcards]

It's truly spectacular, isn't it? I can hardly believe it myself.

[daemonized]

I'd like several copies, if at all possible.

[Amazing. All of this.]

[tarotcards]

Of course, Izunia-san. If you like, I can even sign each copy and frame them ahead of time for you.