TEXT ♞ THIS WAS A MISTAKE

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Souji Narukami shared a photo. 11/01 near Apprassage

The cover of my new magazine. Many told me that it wasn't possible, that what I was doing was mad, but I have realized that this is my passion and I will go through with it. With enough luck, this shall be printed and released to the world within the next week (typos are intentional, by the way). Who wants a copy? Taking questions if anyone has any. Also looking for editors or whoever wants to help continue this creation.

Comments

[wantnotneed]

If it's free, I'll take a copy.

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I think it's only right if the first issue is free. Everyone should be able to enjoy it without worrying about their wallets.

I'll set aside a copy for you.

[wantnotneed]

The thing I'm mostly wondering about is whether there are actually "500 genius buys under $50".
Maybe I'll get them as gag gifts.

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Of course there are. I wouldn't list it on my magazine cover without it actually being true. I can list some right now for you if you want.

[wantnotneed]

Yes, give me the sneak peek.

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1) Cat ears
2) Cat slippers
3) Cat mug
4) Cat plush
5) Cat kigu

[wantnotneed]

You know, why don't you just go as a cat boy instead?
Cat ear headbands that move according to brain neurons actually exist!

[tarotcards]

Are you serious

[wantnotneed]

Yes.

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I never knew this existed but I want it immediately in my life.

[wantnotneed]

There are actual cat ear headphones too, in which the ears function as speakers if you want to use it for that function.
Personally, I think the design is neat.
I feel like it would fit into the city's trends of cat lovers too.
But the question is whether you can afford them, because they're not exactly cheap!

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I'm willing to work till my hands are raw to earn enough money to afford these headphones and cat ear headbands. I will give it all if it means that I can be one step closer to being like a cat.

[wantnotneed]

In that case, do you want to work for me?

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Work for you?

[wantnotneed]

I might pay big depending on the quality of your work.
How about it?

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That depends. What’s the job?

[wantnotneed]

Perhaps dogsitting.