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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-12-01 08:23 pm
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TEXT ♞ THIS WAS A MISTAKE

Souji Narukami shared a photo.
11/01 near Apprassage

The cover of my new magazine. Many told me that it wasn't possible, that what I was doing was mad, but I have realized that this is my passion and I will go through with it. With enough luck, this shall be printed and released to the world within the next week (typos are intentional, by the way).

Who wants a copy?

Taking questions if anyone has any. Also looking for editors or whoever wants to help continue this creation.
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browbeater: Cause you're the only 10 I see. (Are you from Tennessee?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
well, i'm honestly surprised that you didn't just put lots of centerfold pictures of cats

or cat pun celebrities, to keep it sort of in theme
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about that. Those are definitely already in there.

I've made sure that all 500 genius buys under $50 were also all cat-related.
browbeater: Who can't read good. (I'd like to make a school for people.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-02 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
and that jessica biel interview?
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's actually an interview with a cat named Jessica Biel.

It's like a clickbait but for a magazine.
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (What up? What's your budget?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
ok, i should have seen that one coming.
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Always except cats when it comes to me.

Anyway, can I convince you to be a writer in the magazine?
browbeater: Except I'm straight and not sassy in the slightest. (Hi. I'm Mako your sassy gay friend.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I-- yeah? just can't promise it'll be cat themed.
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-03 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's all right, I'll give you free will in writing whatever you want, including sappy love advice columns.

I trust you, Mako Lou. Don't abuse this power.
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[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-03 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
that is a lot of power, and a lot of trust. i don't know what to say, souji narukami.

thanks.

but i'm not a believable sappy love columnist
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-03 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure about that? You seem like a big softie who loves to read romance novels in his free time.
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (What up? What's your budget?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-12-03 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
vetoed, too unrealistic

i'm more like the bouncer at a bar.

or something like that.
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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-12-03 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
No, now that we've gotten close, I know that you're not really the super tough guy that you pretend to be.

You can be a bouncer at the bar and kick out the disruptive but you'd also chat it up with some of the regulars and help ladies cross the street when you saw them.
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