001 ★ let's start a war on retrospec

[promisedyou]

Hellooooo everyone, I hope you're all doing alright today☆

Anyway, I have the most important poll that you'll ever hear from me, so please make sure to pay close attention, okay? ♪

So, someone I know who just joined us in this app - his name's Leon, by the way! - told me that cats are inferior to dogs, so I want to hear from you guys what you think: Which is the superior creature? Cats or dogs?

Feel free to chat amongst yourselves too, this is meant to be a fun little debate. :)

( OOC: As the post denotes, feel free to reply, mingle and threadjack each other's replies! )

Comments

[hairstroke]

Is that supposed to scare me?
Like I care, I still say dogs are without a doubt better companions

[This is the words of a man who will most likely get attacked by a cat one day]

[maskreant]

yes. cats can steal your limbs and your soul.

[ video sent. have fun! ]

i'm crying at that video LMAO

[hairstroke]

what the fuck
did I just watch???

[NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES]

IT IS THE PERFECT THREAT OKAY

[maskreant]

your possible future.

but, in all seriousness, a short film by Robert Morgan.

IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO NYA ABOUT

[hairstroke]

As if cats are actually capable of something like that!!
I see. Robert Morgan must be a disturbing person to create something as awful as that.

Also, I saw the ending coming. I knew one of them was going to be the soul stealing cat.

I DON'T THINK NYA IS THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

[maskreant]

if it evokes an emotion in you, then it's a success whether or not he's disturbed.

you knew the ending and you got scared, after all.

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE A SOUL SUCKING NYA INSTEAD

[hairstroke]

I suppose you have a point but either way, I'm convinced that guy is not right in the head.

What?
I wasn't scared.
Just amazed by how ridiculous it was.

[HE WAS TOTALLY SCARED]

TRUE THAT'S BETTER

[maskreant]

you might be right. who knows.

if you say so. do you want to meet my cat, then?

[hairstroke]

[There's a slight delay in his response, because he's actually a bit uncertain after that video??? but he won't admit that!!!]

Sure?
I wouldn't mind seeing your cat in person, I suppose

[maskreant]

sounds like a plan.

Morrigan does seem to like your face based on your icon, so it'll be a nice addition to his collection.

[hairstroke]

[DON'T MIND HIM, He's just going to be SCREAMING IN TERROR as he reads this message]

DON
DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!

There's no way your cat could actually do something like that!

[maskreant]

sorry. i just saw the opportunity and took it.

you're right. i don't know what my cat is thinking, but i promise he's harmless.

[hairstroke]

Well, it was a poor attempt because there's no way something like that would actually scare me.

[Except it did...]

Of course not, cats can't actually do that. But sure, I still wouldn't mind meeting him one day.

[maskreant]

all right. it's easiest to catch me at the cat cafe.

see you then, puppy.

[hairstroke]

Cat cafe? For some reason I'm not surprised to hear that. I'll remember.

[He frowns as he reads that! How dare he get called puppy!!! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT AKIRA, HE HAS THE BEST INSULT FOR YOU]

Farewell, kitty

[#nailedit]

[maskreant]

[ ......................... ]

meow.

[hairstroke]

[He stares at the phone in disbelief by his response.]

oh god