legendary love of coffee

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe shared a photo. 11/3 near Recolle

I'm cursed. What did I ever do to deserve this? IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE ANYTHING ANY MORE. A million dollars to the first person who brings me a cup of coffee that actually tastes like something. If I don't fucking die before then. 😿 I'm going to die.

Comments

[yakan]

NOTHING has a taste
its a nightmare
THE WORST NIGHTMARE

[playdolls]

What's the point of this... is it just some kind of psychological torture?

[yakan]

only psychological? idk but its definitely some form of horrible torture

[playdolls]

This is why they moved the Retrospec headquarters. SO we couldn't show up there with pitchforks and torches.

[yakan]

is it? is that a thing that they have to worry about?

[windowdressing]

Well, the caffeine still works, so maybe don't drink seven cups of it at once.

[playdolls]

I didn't drink all of them, most of them I threw out when they TASTED LIKE NOTHING.

[thesettingsun]

Taste is no longer a thing. Caffeine headaches are unfortunately still a thing, so I'd recommend stopping now.

[playdolls]

Coffee needs a surgeon general's warning now?

[thesettingsun]

It's just good advice.

[playdolls]

I don't drink it for the caffeine. I drink it for the taste. And the latte foam.

[daemonized]

My heart goes out to you, Pitou.

[This is

the absolute worst.]

[playdolls]

Your pity is meaningless to me!

[daemonized]

It isn't pity, it's shared commiseration.

[playdolls]

Maybe it just needs to be stronger.

[ Desperate times call for desperate plans?!?! World's strongest cup of coffee. ]

[rygdea]

Welcome to my life.

It's a depressing existence, isn't it? A life without coffee. I don't think I'm going to last a week.

[playdolls]

This is about me, not you.

[frisyr]

How many cups have you had...

[playdolls]

NONE. THEY WERE ALL WORTHLESS.

[frisyr]

Most of them look empty!

[playdolls]

I drank a little out of each and then poured them out.

[ read: Pitou has been in a coffee shop making a nuisance all morning. ]

[odasaku]

You're going to get an ulcer. Or overdose.

You can OD on that right?

Don't.

[playdolls]

Are you the queen ant who laid me?

[ aka ARE YOU MY MOM?!?!?! ]

[odasaku]

I might be.

And as the queen ant I say you should stop drinking coffee before you get an ulcer.

[ what NOW HUH????? ]

[playdolls]

You went with that entirely too easily.