legendary love of coffee

[playdolls]

Pitou Blythe shared a photo. 11/3 near Recolle

I'm cursed. What did I ever do to deserve this? IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE ANYTHING ANY MORE. A million dollars to the first person who brings me a cup of coffee that actually tastes like something. If I don't fucking die before then. 😿 I'm going to die.

Comments

[yakan]

NOTHING has a taste
its a nightmare
THE WORST NIGHTMARE

[windowdressing]

Well, the caffeine still works, so maybe don't drink seven cups of it at once.

[thesettingsun]

Taste is no longer a thing. Caffeine headaches are unfortunately still a thing, so I'd recommend stopping now.

[daemonized]

My heart goes out to you, Pitou.

[This is

the absolute worst.]

[rygdea]

Welcome to my life.

It's a depressing existence, isn't it? A life without coffee. I don't think I'm going to last a week.

[frisyr]

How many cups have you had...

[odasaku]

You're going to get an ulcer. Or overdose.

You can OD on that right?

Don't.

[playdolls]

What's the point of this... is it just some kind of psychological torture?

[playdolls]

I didn't drink all of them, most of them I threw out when they TASTED LIKE NOTHING.

[playdolls]

Coffee needs a surgeon general's warning now?

[playdolls]

Your pity is meaningless to me!

[playdolls]

This is about me, not you.

[playdolls]

NONE. THEY WERE ALL WORTHLESS.

[playdolls]

Are you the queen ant who laid me?

[ aka ARE YOU MY MOM?!?!?! ]

[frisyr]

Most of them look empty!

[playdolls]

I drank a little out of each and then poured them out.

[ read: Pitou has been in a coffee shop making a nuisance all morning. ]

[frisyr]

Hmmm can you smell it still?? Maybe you should just smell the beans

[playdolls]

What? I'm just going to wear coffee perfume? I want to taste that delicious latte foam...

[frisyr]

Can you close your eyes and pretend?

[playdolls]

Won't that just cause more suffering as I realize it's all a lie?

[ Someone... is being... a little dramatic... ]

[frisyr]

But aren't you already suffering?? Isn't it better to... have a little break!

[playdolls]

I'll try it, but if it doesn't work I am personally blaming you.

[odasaku]

I might be.

And as the queen ant I say you should stop drinking coffee before you get an ulcer.

[ what NOW HUH????? ]

[frisyr]

Whaat but how's it my fault!

[thesettingsun]

It's just good advice.