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my eyes are glowing and i can see through walls

i don't even know if i'm posting this right because I CAN SEE THROUGH THE COMPUTER and looking at parts and boxes and circuits on a card thingy is cool i guess but i can see through the monitor too so i can't see where i'm typing!!

i think retrospec gave me x-ray vision which is cooler than turning into a puddle or any of those other weird powers i was worried about BUT HELP

what do i do??????????

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et tu, dirty blonde???

i didn't do anything!!!

you got a crazy useful super power!!!1!

i don't want it to be on ALL THE TIME HElp
i mean i guess it could be useful???
but i dont' want to look at everytone and see skeletons instead of people!

have you tried sunglasses?

Woudlt'n I see through those too?
i mean i know you want powers but
is it really that bad?

i was being serious you know. stuff like mirrored glasses and other specialized lenses might make a difference. at least try it before you cross it off the list.

if that doesn't work you're gonna have to figure out how to control it yourself. focus on what you want to see and all that jazz.

at least, that's what tv tells me.

what you wnat to see//.
so like if you had super eyesight and could see like all the way across town youd' just focus on what's in front of you?

no, you'd focus on what's all the way across town. there's too much other stuff between you and your target! if you try to pay attention to all of it, you'll overload your brain soup.

wait
target???
i'm' not an assassin or something!!!
im ean i HOPE

you don't have to be an assassin to focus on a target! just think of it like a dartboard or something jeez.

besides you have xray vision not LASER vision. the only thing you're going to kill even on accident is going to be your poor virgin eyes.