Magic Food Sale ♫ [Text]

[fiddlestick]

Um hi everyone!

So one of the abilities I've gotten from Retrospec is I can enchant some things I cook with magic. They still don't taste like anything, but can give extra benefits like healing or strength boosts. Oh, and it all glows or sparkles too.

I need to save up some money for music equipment, and I was thinking some people might want something to make eating a little more fun again? So I've decided to put my cooking on sale, at least for a little bit. I don't have a restaurant or a shop to sell from, so all of it will have to ordered ahead of time and delivered to you. And I can only really sell stuff that would travels well, sorry about that. But they could make a great Christmas gift, or to have something with you while you train?

Anyway, please let me know if you want any? The menu's below. Thanks.


Menu

	Sundrop Soup A glowing egg-drop soup that warms you from head to toe from the first sip. Light healing, cures frostbite, and gives a small temporary boost of strength. $3.00 - Cup, $10.00 - Quart
	Pancake Time A stack of sparkling pancakes that melt in your mouth! Light healing, and doubles walking or running speed for a short time. $3.00 - 3 Pancakes
	Suite Cookies Fresh homemade shimmering cookies! Avaliable in sugar, shortbread, oat, and walnut. Light healing. $1.50 - 3 Cookies, $3.00 - 6 Cookies, $5.00 - 12 Cookies
	Senbei Dressed A crunchy rice cracker that makes a great healthy snack! Medium healing, and gives a small boost physical and magic defense for a short time. $1.50 - 3 Crackers, $3.00 - 6 Crackers, $5.00 - 12 Crackers
	Pianonigiri A rice ball that sparkles with taste! Avaliable fillings: tuna, salmon, pickled plum. Light healing, cures frostbite, and faintness. $3.00
	Flute Juice Freshly squeeze fruit juice that shimmers! Avaliable in apple, orange, grapefruit, or grape. Light healing and cures lightheadedness. $2 - Quart
	Harmonic Juice A fresh glowing vegetable with fruit added to make it easier to drink! Light healing, restores a little magic energy, and gives magic spells a small boost in power for a short time. $2 - Quart

♫ Made to order, please allow for 1-2 days for delivery/pick-up.
♫ Cash or paypal payments to [NERDY MUSIC PUN EMAIL HERE]
♫ Enchantment lasts until the food goes bad. Please don't try to eat any bad food.
♫ Orders open while supplies last.

Comments

[maskreant]

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, aw! Thanks?

I should've asked you for help with the ad.

[sunnymerc]

all these sweets and veggies are nice but wheres the meat
can you curse some bacon that does my homework for me

[fiddlestick]

I haven't been able to enchant any meat yet.

And how much homework do you have? It's the last day of the term.

[sunnymerc]

im being proactive! this is for next semester!

although a steak thatll help me pass my last exam would be cool too

maybe you need more practice with meat?

[nachetanya]

Do you want me to advertise for you too, Elliot?! ☆

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, that would be great Natalia!
I'm really not confident on this whole salesmen thing....

[nachetanya]

I'll be sure to, then!

Does that mean I can get a cousin-employee discount?

[maskreant]

it gives more incentive for people to order.

you would trust me with that?

[ REALLY. ]

[fiddlestick]

You don't want my steaks, they usually come out hard as a rock.

In fact any meat bigger than a hamburger patty, I'm pretty bad with...

[fiddlestick]

Of course I would! I've always liked your photoshop work!
And the Catmosphere is usually busy, so you must be doing something right!

[fiddlestick]

You mean besides the regular free food I'd cook for you if you asked?

[nachetanya]

So I can try out some of this magic food?!

You shouldn't say that out in the open here!

[fiddlestick]

Huh? But you're my cousin, no one can really pose as being my cousin too.

But yeah! Next family dinner, I'll bring some. Okay?

[nachetanya]

Well it isn't good for business even if they can't get it...

I'm looking forward to it alright though! I'm glad all of these are within my diet!

[fiddlestick]

Okay, I'll keep discounts quiet then...

[He doesn't get it, but Natalia knows more about this stuff than he does, so sure!]

Haha, I'm glad someone's happy. I haven't been able to enchant any meat so far. Just eggs.

[nachetanya]

That's a good thing! It's better that way, if people need to work with alternative things like this.

Those fruit drinks sound delicious.

[foeyay]

15 orders of sparkle rice! 5 of each filling!!

[fiddlestick]

[Holy crap]

Wow okay!
That'll be $45!
What's your name and where should I deliver these to?

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, I'd say they are delicious!

Or rather, they would be if they had any taste.

[maskreant]

[ so many conflicting feelings ]

thanks. i usually use my power for shitposting, but it's time for a change of pace.

i don't do the marketing for the cafe, though. i'm a barista. i think. cat with many hats?

[nachetanya]

The timing really is too bad, I'd have loved to taste them too!

[fiddlestick]

Aha, yeah.
But it might work to my advantage too?
I think people are more willing to try new things if they can't taste them.

[nachetanya]

So those healing things, how do they work? You just... heal?

[maidhem]

Oh! I'll take some pancakes!!!