Magic Food Sale ♫ [Text]

[fiddlestick]

Um hi everyone!

So one of the abilities I've gotten from Retrospec is I can enchant some things I cook with magic. They still don't taste like anything, but can give extra benefits like healing or strength boosts. Oh, and it all glows or sparkles too.

I need to save up some money for music equipment, and I was thinking some people might want something to make eating a little more fun again? So I've decided to put my cooking on sale, at least for a little bit. I don't have a restaurant or a shop to sell from, so all of it will have to ordered ahead of time and delivered to you. And I can only really sell stuff that would travels well, sorry about that. But they could make a great Christmas gift, or to have something with you while you train?

Anyway, please let me know if you want any? The menu's below. Thanks.


Menu

	Sundrop Soup A glowing egg-drop soup that warms you from head to toe from the first sip. Light healing, cures frostbite, and gives a small temporary boost of strength. $3.00 - Cup, $10.00 - Quart
	Pancake Time A stack of sparkling pancakes that melt in your mouth! Light healing, and doubles walking or running speed for a short time. $3.00 - 3 Pancakes
	Suite Cookies Fresh homemade shimmering cookies! Avaliable in sugar, shortbread, oat, and walnut. Light healing. $1.50 - 3 Cookies, $3.00 - 6 Cookies, $5.00 - 12 Cookies
	Senbei Dressed A crunchy rice cracker that makes a great healthy snack! Medium healing, and gives a small boost physical and magic defense for a short time. $1.50 - 3 Crackers, $3.00 - 6 Crackers, $5.00 - 12 Crackers
	Pianonigiri A rice ball that sparkles with taste! Avaliable fillings: tuna, salmon, pickled plum. Light healing, cures frostbite, and faintness. $3.00
	Flute Juice Freshly squeeze fruit juice that shimmers! Avaliable in apple, orange, grapefruit, or grape. Light healing and cures lightheadedness. $2 - Quart
	Harmonic Juice A fresh glowing vegetable with fruit added to make it easier to drink! Light healing, restores a little magic energy, and gives magic spells a small boost in power for a short time. $2 - Quart

♫ Made to order, please allow for 1-2 days for delivery/pick-up.
♫ Cash or paypal payments to [NERDY MUSIC PUN EMAIL HERE]
♫ Enchantment lasts until the food goes bad. Please don't try to eat any bad food.
♫ Orders open while supplies last.

Comments

[maskreant]

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, aw! Thanks?

I should've asked you for help with the ad.

[maskreant]

it gives more incentive for people to order.

you would trust me with that?

[ REALLY. ]

[freeskies]

Unless, of course, you would like to be kidnapped.

[maskreant]

are you implying you're a kidnapper, Mr. Brewer?

[sunnymerc]

all these sweets and veggies are nice but wheres the meat
can you curse some bacon that does my homework for me

[fiddlestick]

I haven't been able to enchant any meat yet.

And how much homework do you have? It's the last day of the term.

[sunnymerc]

im being proactive! this is for next semester!

although a steak thatll help me pass my last exam would be cool too

maybe you need more practice with meat?

[usurpers]

i know what can get your hw done

[nachetanya]

Do you want me to advertise for you too, Elliot?! ☆

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, that would be great Natalia!
I'm really not confident on this whole salesmen thing....

[foeyay]

15 orders of sparkle rice! 5 of each filling!!

[fiddlestick]

[Holy crap]

Wow okay!
That'll be $45!
What's your name and where should I deliver these to?

[maidhem]

Oh! I'll take some pancakes!!!

[fiddlestick]

Haha, great!
How many orders?

[blessmefather]

Really? Food that can heal? Is it meant for illness or injuries or both? Any idea how fast it works?

Regardless I'm sure between my niece and I we'll eat an entire order.

[ He's totally not like hoping he can use this stuff to instantly heal away bruises from fights or anything haha no he's just going to eat this stuff in passing for curiosity's sake. Totally! ]

[fiddlestick]

[Yeah Matt that's not suspicious at all. Except Elliot is likely not to question it for a long time. Money's good man.]

It's for injuries, mostly. I don't know if it can heal illness, I haven't met a sick person to test it on.

Hehe I hope so! What would you like?

[freeskies]

No GoFundMe?

[fiddlestick]

No. I'm not really inventing anything and I don't have a terminal illness, so I didn't see a reason to have one.

[invocate]

I wish I could taste these. That all sound delicious!

[fiddlestick]

Haha, they are pretty good, I'll admit.
I wish people could taste them too.

[kulam]

just 1 question out of many though
is there gonna be some weird aftertaste when we get our tastebuds back

I'm so sorry I don't know how I missed this

[fiddlestick]

There shouldn't be?
I ate a lot of this stuff in November when I had taste, and it tasted fine.

[complementing]

oh this is adorable, Elliot

2 orders of pancake time
2 qt apple flute juice
2 qt orange flute juice
3 qts harmonic juice

[fiddlestick]

aw, thanks Minako!

And wow so much!
That'll be $20. Is that okay?