[text] ... idek a question

[nachetanya]

1) If you could turn into an animal what sort of animal would you prefer. They can be made up or some animals that you've seen in your new memories!

2) Would you be offended if the memories you've gotten were from an animal?

3) Would that be different if the animal talked?

[ . . . Look she just wants to prove a point. Or maybe she's just weird who the hell knows. ]

Comments

[nachetanya]

It means it tastes interesting to me.

[thebeastwithout]

well ok
anyway the right answer is butterscotch 'cause it's the best

...ok i don't have any other weird questions i just made up that one so we'd be even

[nachetanya]

But if its the best, could you be afraid of being eaten? That would be scary!

[thebeastwithout]

wait what

i mean

if everyone is pudding, who's eating the pudding? i wanna be the best pudding i can be. that's what they tell you in school, right?

[nachetanya]

But what good is pudding if its uneaten...

[thebeastwithout]

pudding is always good!!!

like

the smell
and the texture
pudding makes the world better just by existing

kind of like me already

but better cause it's pudding

[nachetanya]

But left uneaten, then the pudding will eventually go bad...

it's like an emoji which is never used...

[thebeastwithout]

ok well some emojis should definitely never be used
clapping hand is banned

i thought you didn't want to be eaten why are you arguing so hard in favor of eating now

[nachetanya]

I'm not!

But I'm not pudding! Pudding unfortunately exists to be eaten, doesn't it?

What's wrong with clapping hand?

[thebeastwithout]

so if you are pudding, then you want to be the worst pudding so you don't get eaten and then not fulfill your destiny?? see there's problems every way you try to pick.

just like real life!!!

and (clap) cause (clap) my (clap) friends (clap) all (clap) do (clap) this (clap) to (clap) be (clap) ironic (clap) or (clap) something (clap) i (clap) don't (clap) know (clap) it's (clap) not (clap) funny

[nachetanya]

Honestly (clap) I (clap) think (clap) it (clap) is (clap) a (clap) little (clap) bit (clap) amusing! (clap) I (clap) use (clap) it (clap) on (clap) tumblr (clap) sometimes!

Oh no, I'm sorry your real life is harder than pudding!

[thebeastwithout]

yeah i have midterms

like tomorrow

...i've been spending a lot of time procrastinating if you couldn't tell

[nachetanya]

Oh no, high school?! If that's the case, you should get on that!

[thebeastwithout]

but how can i study when i can be spending my time talking about what dinosaur or pudding i would want to be

gotta prioritize, man

[nachetanya]

The same way I did when I had to take finals a week ago.

I asked my friends to force me to focus

[thebeastwithout]

if you really cared about me you would save me from my tests and not make me go study

[nachetanya]

Well it's fortunate I just happen to have just met you! It's a little too soon to care too deeply!

[thebeastwithout]

i can't believe the whole world is plotting against me

fine whatever

when i'm a t rex i won't have to take tests

when i'm a butterscotch pudding i definitely won't have to take tests

[nachetanya]

That's true! In both cases, actually! It'll be a freeing moment for you ♥

[thebeastwithout]

can't wait to embrace my new semi-liquid state of existence

'k i'll talk to you later i guess

i'm gar btw

[nachetanya]

I'm Natalia, like the username says!

[thebeastwithout]

ok catch you later animal/pudding friend
oh wait you said we weren't friends
catch you later animal/pudding acquaintance

[nachetanya]

We can be friends, as long a you agree.

Later! ♥