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[grumpei]

Junpei Tenmyouji 12/27 near Recolle

Been trying out some new food places during the holidays, which got me thinking: I'm sure Crepes Bonaparte serves great crepes and all, but... you have to admit, the name is pretty disappointing. I mean, you can't be a really good food truck unless you've got a good pun as your name, you know? Now, if they'd decided to sell ice cream instead and been Neapolitan Bonaparte, I would totally get behind that.

Comments

[grumpei]

thats a good one
id definitely have to try a chinese place with a name like that
or a mexican place called nacho business

[tarotcards]

How about a seafood place called the Codfather?

[grumpei]

or an indian place called keep calm and curry on

[tarotcards]

A pastry store called Pie Another Day

[grumpei]

a pizzeria called you want a pizza me?

[tarotcards]

A video game themed bakery called Nintendough.

[grumpei]

or a musical themed one called dough re mi

[tarotcards]

Now that's a musical I knead to see.

You're pretty good at this.

[grumpei]

thanks
puns are kind of my specialty
youre not too shabby yourself

[tarotcards]

Thank you. I don’t know if I’m good enough to call puns my specialty as well but I certainly try.

Have you ever considered doing something with your pun-making talent? Such as writing a joke book or holding classes?

[grumpei]

do you really think peopled buy something like that?
havent done anything with it so far aside from amuse myself

[tarotcards]

I would buy it.

[grumpei]

guess one customers not a bad start
maybe ill have to give it a try and see who else bites

[tarotcards]

It’s certainty worth a shot.

Or if that fails, we can team up and open up a restaurant with a punny name.

[grumpei]

hope youre a good cook then
i can keep myself alive but dont think its restaurant quality

[tarotcards]

I'd like to consider myself to be a decent cook so leave it to me.

I could also teach you if you want.

[grumpei]

how to cook for a restaurant full of people?
if we ever go through with it ill have to take you up on that

[tarotcards]

Why not learn now? What if you run into the surprise of suddenly being responsible for cooking for an entire party?

[grumpei]

is that something that actually happens to people?

[tarotcards]

Of course. Are you saying that you were never put in that situation?

[grumpei]

nah
i dont host big parties like that
and if someone tried to make me do that for them theyd just wind up without any food

[tarotcards]

Such a cold response.

What if it was your best friend or your crush begging you for your cooking expertise to save the very hungry party?

[grumpei]

not a very good best friend if they expect me to do something im no good at
and if i liked a girl that much id just pay to get the party catered or something
thatd probably impress her more

[tarotcards]

True for both. The girl would probably find it impressive that you called for catering.

But would you be willing to dish out hundreds of dollars for a girl?

[grumpei]

if this was a girl i really liked?
probably yeah