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[grumpei]

Junpei Tenmyouji 12/27 near Recolle

Been trying out some new food places during the holidays, which got me thinking: I'm sure Crepes Bonaparte serves great crepes and all, but... you have to admit, the name is pretty disappointing. I mean, you can't be a really good food truck unless you've got a good pun as your name, you know? Now, if they'd decided to sell ice cream instead and been Neapolitan Bonaparte, I would totally get behind that.

Comments

[grumpei]

still think you might want to look up the definition of awesome

[thebeastwithout]

ouch man
you're busting my balls here
my mom tells me i'm awesome every night before i go to bed so

there

[grumpei]

im just saying theres a burden of proof here
same as with any claim someone makes
youve got to back it up with evidence if you want people to believe you

[thebeastwithout]

ok so
what do you want me to do to prove my awesomeness

i can burp the alphabet backwards

[grumpei]

again dont think burping really counts
to be honest i think being awesome isnt a trick you can show off
its something you either are or you arent
peopled know just by knowing you

[thebeastwithout]

sheesh, fine

whenever you meet me for reals you can decide for yourself

(the right answer is 'super awesome', just letting you know in advance)

[grumpei]

well see if you pass the test

[thebeastwithout]

man, tough crowd
it's cool; you don't have to believe me
when you're as happening as I am you don't need other people to tell you you're awesome

...ok pretend I didn't just use the word 'happening' that's pretty lame

[grumpei]

yeah i recommend not trying so hard
like i said if its true you dont need to spend so much time saying it