Drunken mess

[sakeplz]

Jirou Hirata 1/1

lol new years ws fun does any one have a resolootion rezo resolution there it is! mine is to drink a lot more doing good job lol

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[deceiving_is_believing]

Now that's dedication. Hey, just make sure to add 'not lose a liver' to that resolution. Lol.

I guess mine would be to make more friends. You can never have too many.

Hey, wanna be friends?

[sakeplz]

lol I won lose a liver
m diviiineey

ooooh frienshp! okay! yay frienship!

[deceiving_is_believing]

Lol, a what?

[Give him a moment while he tries to tranlsate that.]

Divine? I think? Are you a priest? A monk?

Either way, I'm glad you won't lose your liver for it. That's got to be neat.

[He's just going along with it. Whether he believes it or not isn't really important, is it?]

Heck yea friendship! My name's Reed! Nice to be friends with you! If I can do anything for you, don't hesitate to ask. And hey, I'll buy you ice cream, my treat! We should definitely hang out.

[sakeplz]

[Woooooah lots of words.

Give him a second. He's super drunk.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

OH HE CAN UNDERSTAND THE LAST PART SUPER WELL.]

icescream! yaaaaaaaaaaay
yes plz
do want

[deceiving_is_believing]

Lol, sure. Not a problem! What's your favourite flavour and where do you want to meet up?

[sakeplz]

sake!
lol 2 drunkk cnat walk
on flor
u come here

[deceiving_is_believing]

Okay, I can do that, too. Just tell me where to go and what flavour ice cream you want!

[sakeplz]

sake or supris

[He goes to find a piece of mail and sends a picture of the address because lol no way will he manage to spell that shit.]

> Action

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Well, Reed is too young to buy sake ice cream. Honestly, he didn't even know they made it. But he's still a minour. So he has to buy the second one: Supris.

....That's.... surprise? He thinks? A google search didn't yield anything useful. So, surprise it is. He's opted to get some birthday cake flavoured ice cream (now with real cake and frosting chuncks, heck yes!) And when he shows up to the address, he follows the directions and arrives at the door. And rings the doorbell.]

Hey, hey! Special delivery of ice cream for my new friend!

[He's excited to meet him, honestly.]

[sakeplz]

[It's a good thing Kenta's bodyguards love him because after earlier they know he can't open the door on his own. So one of them goes to let the kid come up to the apartment and even opens the door for him. Doesn't say a word because he...doesn't speak English.

But anyway there's Jirou on the floor of the living room petting his small white dog.]

Hiiiiiiiiiii!

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Talk about a weird service. Wow. These bodyguards are simultaneously cool and intimidating. But definitely on the more cool side, Reed thinks.

And when he sees Jirou with a tiny white dog, well, all bets are off! Reed is instantly enthusiastic!]

OhmyGod, puppy! Ah, hiiiiii! I got the ice cream for you!

[He holds out the bag to Jirou.]

They wouldn't let me buy the sake one, so I hope this is okay.

Can I pet him? Please? He's so cute!

[sakeplz]

That's okaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Jirou rolls and waves at him.]

Thissss is Kenti! He's so cute.

[Kenti trots over and holds up a paw that he's waiting to have taken.]

He's...interaducing himmmself!