Drunken mess

[sakeplz]

Jirou Hirata 1/1

lol new years ws fun does any one have a resolootion rezo resolution there it is! mine is to drink a lot more doing good job lol

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[sakeplz]

I'm exshra drunk! Is okay though. Kenta got me more.

[He giggles and rolls up and then...

...crawls back inside where he flops on the floor by the couch. Kenti gives a little back and licks his face.]

[surprising]

I thought Kenta was more responsible than that...

[ but he sits down next to kenti, patting his fuzzy head and opening the pack of treats.

he looks at jirou, then kenti, then jirou, then back at kenti, and whispers — ]

When Jirou's not watching, I'll feed you the entire box. How does that sound?

[sakeplz]

[Kenti is thrilled to have the attention and gives another bark before helping himself to his new lap friend.

Jirou giggles and leans his head against his knee.]

The whooooole box? He'll get faaaaaaaaaat.

[surprising]

Like he isn't fat already!

[ or is that his fur, we'll never know... also, he's just kidding. ]

It can be, hmm... his late Christmas present, maybe?

[sakeplz]

[Jirou giggles at that.]

He's just fluuuuffy! But Kenta would sssay no. To the whole box. Kenta's responsible.

[surprising]

[ obviously, that can be fixed with... ]

What if we just don't tell Kenta?

[sakeplz]

You just wanna get in troooouble.

[He reaches up to poke his nose.

Which probably means he pokes his cheek instead. His coordination is terrible right now.]

[surprising]

He'll never know it was me if no one says anything! You wouldn't rat me out, would you?

[ is he talking to kenti or jirou, no one knows...

but he'll do him a favor and stay still, letting him at least poke his cheek. ]

[sakeplz]

But I'll forget to not say!

[Okay and Kenti will get really sick and that'll be a clue. But really Jirou is just too busy being amazed by that cheek now.

Poke. Poke.]

[surprising]

[ JIROU... this betrayal?? but at some point, he does swat jirou's hand away.

one poke is fine, but he's not sure how he feels about more pokes. ]

What are you doing?

[sakeplz]

[This is the problem with talking with someone who tells his boyfriend literally everything.]

Huh?

[He blinks as if he suddenly realized he's doing something. And then he laughs.]

You're pretty.

[surprising]

Well, obviously.

[ he scoffs a little, why is jirou telling him something he already knows! ]

Is this the part where I tell you that you're not bad, either?

[sakeplz]

Nooo?

[He tilts his head in confusion.]

I know I'm pretty. I'm so pretty.

[He smiles sweetly up at him.]

But you're pretty too! Both pretty!

[surprising]

[ ohhhh, his expression is absolutely beaming. ]

You get me! There's nothing bad about knowing how pretty you are, right? Some people call that conceited, but they're just rude.

[sakeplz]

Pffff. Is not conceished...

[Pause. That's not how you say that word.]

Conceined. Conceited.

[Pause. Then a smile! He got it!]

I'm glad you think you're pretty. That's very good!