Drunken mess

[sakeplz]

Jirou Hirata 1/1

lol new years ws fun does any one have a resolootion rezo resolution there it is! mine is to drink a lot more doing good job lol

Comments

[explodosafe]

What? Is he a drunken master?

If he isn't you really should be worried for his body at the pace he's going. I mean, I've never met him sober!

[toobigtohandle]

... What's a 'drunken master?'

Hes's drunk because he likes drinking, and believe me you wouldn't want to meet him sober. he hates it.

[explodosafe]

A person who gets stronger the more drunk they are.

Your friend sounds more like a case for the ambulance, though. No offense.

[toobigtohandle]

No, he definitely isn't that. But if gets serious enough to sober up, then you should probably run.

He's fine and he's healthy. Why would he need an ambulance just because he's had a few drinks?

[explodosafe]

Dude.

Define "a few".

[toobigtohandle]

He's only on his fifth bottle.