PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[covenantal]

... why are you putting up a wanted poster if you're not paying the reward?

[ it's moments like these where yu is like ah. yes. i see why baren and zoro get along. ]

[stopbleeding]

the people need to know about the danger that lurks in their city.

and because i got it from the mailbox thing.

[covenantal]

Is he actually dangerous to anyone?

[stopbleeding]

nah. he's a weakling.

[covenantal]

... then, why ...

[stopbleeding]

it's funny.

[covenantal]

[ ... ]

Yeah, I can't really deny that. He can't actually look like that, can he?

[stopbleeding]

no. he definitely does.
the hideous part was true.

[covenantal]

Your story isn't holding up very well... some parts of it are true, but some parts of it are false? I don't know what to believe.

[stopbleeding]

your fault for not fact checking.